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OJ Simpson Worried He’ll Be Killed in Jail by White Aryan Warrior Gang

Larry Brown — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:22:28 +0000

I’m sure that having sympathy for O.J. Simpson is high on your agenda. With that in mind, I present the latest twist in the O.J. saga: poor Juice is worried that he might be killed in prison now that he’s awaiting sentencing for his robbery and kidnapping case in Las Vegas. From the ANI:

[O.J.] is said to be a “target” for the brutal Aryan Warriors at Ely State Prison, Nevada. An insider said: “They”re a deadly prison gang whose members want to finally deliver OJ fatal justice. It”ll be like tossing meat to wolves. He”ll be dead within weeks.”
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Guards have put him in an isolation cell at his current Las Vegas jail after he told pals: “I”m a dead man.” He is also on suicide watch.

Suicide. I’m sure that’s exactly what the American public wants from the guy. At least the way O.J.’s going he’ll wind up in prison for a healthy sentence. I’m not so sure death by Aryan Warrior gangs would be proper justice; that’s just too savage for my taste.

OJ’s Former Agent Writing Book: How I Helped OJ Get Away with Murder

Larry Brown — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:53:50 +0000

I spoke pretty vehemently in the past when OJ’s original book came out urging people NOT to purchase it. Why support that jerkoff? (unless you just wanted the money going to the Goldman family). Thankfully the publisher dropped out after all the initial backlash and the book, far as I know, fizzled. Well, guess that sign wasn’t enough for OJ’s former agent because he’s decided to author a book due out in April:

O.J. Simpson’s former sports agent of 18 years is writing a book: “How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder.”

Mike Gilbert’s book will be published by right-wing imprint Regnery, according to the Web site publishersmarketplace.com.

It is due out in April, just in time for the Juice’s armed-robbery trial in Las Vegas.

I honestly wonder how some people can live with themselves. Seriously. Can you believe such scumbags are living amongst us? And how can any sane publisher pick this thing up? I’ll have to make it a point from now on not to buy any Regnery books.

O.J. Halloween Masks Won’t Be Sold

Larry Brown — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:30:46 +0000

Damn, my entire costume plans, down the drain. The ‘eff am I gonna do now? I was really banking on sporting a polo and some makeshift manboobs, and just topping it off with a mask of The Juice. No such luck, however. Ben Maller informs me via the New York Post that OJ masks will be hard to come by this Halloween:

ABRACADABRA sells plenty of Halloween costumes that are in bad taste, but it draws the line at O.J. Simpson masks. “We wouldn’t even think of it. Sometimes you have to take a stand,” said co-owner Robert Pinzon. But other questionable getups are fine. They include a presidential Hillary Clinton dressed in a man’s suit and puffing on a big cigar; Bill Clinton in drag as the first lady; Rudy Giuliani with a cellphone glued to his ear; and Al Gore with sweat pouring off his face and dancing with a polar bear.

Now someone explain to me why OJ doesn’t make the cut? They’re completely inhibiting my October experience, I hope they realize. And in other news, The Juice at least made the cut for being one of the state’s most wanted tax evaders. No surprise, right? Well, maybe this will get you — he joins Sinbad on the list. How ’bout that?

Other OJ Simpson Madness:
OJ Rocks a Fake Watch
Juice, Busted for Memorabilia Heist
Down Goes the Juice, Down Goes OJ!
You can Buy OJ’s Not-Guilty Suit

Afternoon Linkage: Calling Out Aikman

Larry Brown — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:43:16 +0000

Brandon Lloyd speculates about Troy Aikman’s sexuality [DC Sports Bog]

Letterman’s Top 10 OJ Simpson excuses [You Been Blinded]

Notre Dame truly hitting new lows [100% Injury Rate]

Video of a spectacular soccer goal this weekend [The Beautiful Game]

59-year-old Mike Flynt got some game action [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

Kim Kardashian, actress, or porn star? [IDLYITW]

The Big 10 teams as Harry Potter characters [The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]

Could we see both a 16-0 team and 0-16 team? [Blown Coverage]

The Madden Cover Curse strikes again [We are the Postmen]

An interview with Awful Announcing [The Big Picture]

WTF happened to Jennifer Love Hewitt? [Egotastic!]

Morning Paper: Juice on the Juice?

Larry Brown — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:54:45 +0000

Could it be, was The Juice just roid-raging? [Steroid Nation]Â

ESPN confusing Byron Leftwich for OJ???? [Construda]

Introducing topless ping pong, I’m there [100% Injury Rate]

Petra Nemcova sporting massive cleavage [Popoholic]

It’s time for Tony La Russa to move on [I'm Writing Sports]Â

CSN Chicago censoring Mark Cuban from Cubs games? [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

The type of female boxing I can get into [Deuce of Davenport]

Natalie Portman a stripper in next movie? semi-NSFW [Egotastic!]

All you ever wanted to know about Morten Andersen [Right Down Peachtree]

Soccer players now emulating seals [The Beautiful Game]

Just How Dumb is O.J. Simpson?

Larry Brown — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:31:33 +0000

Honestly, how dumb is this guy? Are there really people on the planet more idiotic and unable to avoid trouble than him? If so, please tell me, because I don’t think it’s possible. In case you missed it over the weekend, OJ Simpson was arrested for breaking into the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas to try and steal some sports memorabilia he claimed belonged to him. Dumbass. Now, (after escaping murder charges), the man could finally be heading to jail for an extended period of time:

Simpson was at the Clark County Detention Center on Sunday night for booking on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a crime and burglary with a firearm, police said. The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.

If convicted of the booking charges, Simpson would face up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count alone.

My favorite part comes towards the end of the AP story, when they say OJ has been a tabloid staple for the last several years. Yeah, good call. So The Juice has been living above the law all this time, has it finally caught up to him? I guess that remains to be seen. I don’t think he deserves anything less than a hearty jail sentence. Amen to that.

(AP Photo/Isaac Brekken)

UPDATE: Per SpinMax in the comments, TMZ has must hear audio from The Juice.

Other OJ Simpson Madness:
Down Goes the Juice, Down Goes OJ!
You can Buy OJ’s Not-Guilty Suit

OJ Got Paid $50,000 for Pro Football 2K8 Game Appearance

Larry Brown — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:09:52 +0000

Remember a few months ago when I shared with you the story of OJ Simpson appearing in a video game? It was for All-Pro Football 2K8, which doesn’t appear to have licensing from the NFLPA. Well, turns out the Juice got paid a handsome amount for allowing his character and name to appear in the game:

Take-Two Interactive paid former football star O.J. Simpson $50,000 for the right to use his likeness in the company’s controversial game All-Pro Football 2K8.

Simpson was paid $25,000 within 30 days of the contract being signed last January, with the rest scheduled to be paid within a month of the release of the game, according to a contract obtained by TheStreet.com between Take-Two and Justin Communications, which represented Simpson in the deal.

All-Pro Football 2K8 was released in July.

It’s quick to be pointed out that the money was probably turned over to the Goldman family. Hopefully that was the case. Regardless, it’s just an excellent excuse to remind you of OJ’s star-studded days with the LA Grim Reapers. If you haven’t seen the video clip from the game yet, do yourself a favor and check it out.

Other OJ Simpson Madness:
Down Goes the Juice, Down Goes OJ!
You can Buy OJ’s Not-Guilty Suit

Bad Idea to Have OJ Simpson Take Phone Calls on a TV Show

Larry Brown — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:56:34 +0000

This only reminds me of the scene from Thank You for Smoking, where Nick Naylor and Senator Finistirre are debating on Dennis Miller’s Show. Dennis decides to open up the show to questions from phone callers, at which point, one proclaims he will kill Nick Naylor. Miller promptly goes to commercial break, saying he has to fire a call screener. That may or not have been the case here. Must see TV:

Chest Bump to Pacman Jonesin’ and Nyjer Please

Other OJ Simpson Madness:
Video Game Proof that OJ Did it
Down Goes the Juice, Down Goes OJ!
You can Buy OJâ€™s Not-Guilty Suit

Video Game Proof That OJ Is a Killer

Larry Brown — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:49:15 +0000

The Hater Nation tips me off to this great video of OJ Simpson who apparently is a character in a football video game. Since I haven’t dominated football video games since Play Action Football on Nintendo back when I was in 1st grade, I don’t have much insight to offer. Luckily for me, Unsilent Majority fills me in:

You might have heard about this new game, All-Pro Football 2K8 (that’s gamer language for “Too Kate” — which I assume is a a tender dedication from the game’s programmer to e-lover). It’s the one that couldn’t get licensing from the NFL so they simply created their own fictional franchises and stocked the rosters with former NFL legends. While the game’s cover features such respectable citizens as John Elway, Jerry Rice, and Barry Sanders

Great, so there’s your background. Now, make sure you watch the clip all the way til the end. You don’t want to miss the final move.

The LA grim reapers with a sickle. Nice.

Other OJ Simpson Madness:
Down Goes the Juice, Down Goes OJ!
You can Buy OJ’s Not-Guilty Suit

Down Goes OJ, Down Goes OJ!

Larry Brown — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 22:32:53 +0000

It didn’t take me writing this for you to know that the Juice was a disgusting crook, but I’m still going to mention it because it’s an extra detail. This guy is sick. Very sick. Remember a while back when he was about to release a book and appear in a TV show titled, “If I Did it?” Yeah, he was going to rub it in the faces of his single-parent children and explain to the world how he would’ve killed his wife if he had done it. Well now it looks like he was hiding the profits of that book to keep them from going to the Goldman family.

Former American football star O.J. SIMPSON has been found guilty of hiding profits from his controversial book IF I DID IT in a shell company.
Judge Jay Cristol ruled on Friday (15Jun07) that bankrupt business Lorraine Brooke Associates, run by Simpson’s daughter Arnelle, was used to conceal profits from the family of Ron Goldman, which is trying to collect a wrongful death civil judgment of $33.5 million (Â£16.75 million) from the star.

Like father like daughter, I guess. I was wondering who would actually contribute to such a business venture, but now I know. This is a good sign my friends, good sign. And hot damn, he owes the family $33.5 million? That’s a lot. If I had known where the proceeds were going, maybe I would’ve made a donation.

Chest Bump to Ben Maller

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