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Kyle Korver vs. Ashton Kutcher
Sixers Forward Actor
6′7″ 210lbs 6′2″ 180lbs
Goes home to Andre Miller Goes home to Demi Moore
Khalil Greene vs. Jeff Spicoli
Padres Shortstop Ridgemont High’s Finest
5′11″ 195lbs 5′9″ 165lbs
smokes line drives up the middle smokes reefers in his VW
Pedro Gomez vs. Taylor Hicks
ESPN Reporter American Idol
6′0″ 180lbs 6′0″ 190lb
Investigates Bonds’ jock Wants to investigate your jock
Robert Horry vs. Will Smith
Spurs Forward Actor/Singer/Entertainer
6′10″ 240lbs 6′2″ 200lbs
6-time NBA Champ Box Office Stud
Eli Manning vs. Dopey
Giants QB Snow White’s Servant
6′4″ 225lbs 2′0″ 40lbs
A bit slow A bit slow
Julian Tavarez vs. Freddy Krueger
Red Sox Pitcher Everyone’s Nightmare
6′2″ 195lbs 6′2″ 190lbs (hat and claws included)
Strikes fear in the hearts of SF dwellers Strikes fear in the hearts of 10 year olds
Tony Stewart vs. Brother Bluto
Nascar Badass Cafeteria Badass
5′11″ 230lbs 5′8″ 220lbs
Beats up opposing drivers Beats up sorority trim and JD bottles
Hedo Turkoglu vs. Bud Bundy
Magic Sharpshooter Kelly’s bitch
6′10″ 220lbs 5′3″ 155lbs
drains buckets all day drains his lizard all day
George Karl vs. John Lithgow
Nuggets Head Coach Lord Farquaad
6′2″ 250lbs 6′4″ 240lb
Wants to kick Isiah’s Ass Wants to Rule the world
Mustafa Shakur vs. Urkel
Arizona PG Nerd
6′3″ 190lbs 6′1″ 175lbs
trying to shake opposing guards trying to shake the Urkel image
Amelie Mauresmo vs. Lattimer
Tennis Player LB, ESU ‘93
5′9″ 157lbs 6′5″ 260 lbs
Roider? Confirmed Roider
Kammron Taylor vs. Chris Rock
Wisconsin Guard Everyone’s Funny Man
6′2 175lbs 6′0″ 165lbs
Learned from Penny Hardaway The Real Lil’ Penny
Jamaal Anderson vs. Ludacris
Falcons DE Superstar Rapper/Actor
6′5″ 288lbs 5′7″ 165lbs
Terrorizes quarterbacks Terrorizes the club
Aaron Rowand vs. Irish Terry Conklin
Phillies Center Fielder Boxer/Rocker
6′0″ 200lbs 6′1″ 180lbs
Left Face Print on Wall Left Mark in Great White Hype
