Andre Drummond was drafted No. 9 overall by the Pistons on Thursday.
If only I were so lucky. No wonder Jared Sullinger’s draft stock plummeted faster than Adam Sandler’s movie career and the Celtics were able to grab him late in the first round.
So Chad Johnson Ochocinco is getting married to model Evelyn Lozada next week and some details were spilled by the fiancee about how the proposal went down.
A dude named Justin “Jus Fly” Darlington won the Nike LA dunk contest last Friday by doing a cartwheel before slamming down.
There’s no doubt that everyone within Cleveland’s city limits has the taste of rattlesnake piss in their mouths right now.
It’s good to be in first place.
What you just heard (if you turned your volume way up) is a snippet of Texas Rangers announcer Dave Barnett having what can only be described as an out-of-body, hallucinating experience.
You hear that? That’s the sound of most of the Texas Christian University (TCU) incoming freshman calling up their safety schools asking if it’s too late to register for classes.