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Byrnes Is Bringing Back the Porn Stache

There was a nice little addition to Eric Byrnes’ face the first month of the year — perhaps it was a good luck charm. Byrnsie decided to grow out his ‘stache during his 14-game hitting streak which ended on Sunday. Though the hitting streak came to an end, the ‘stache will apparently live on strong.

“It’ll be back; you guys have not seen the last of the ‘stache,” he said. ‘I’m going with the ‘stache all year. I will have a 1970s porn ‘stache the entire year.”

Apparently it’s not just Byrnsie who’s going with the stache look — the Milwaukee Brewers had it going Monday when I was watching their game. Jason Kendall was rocking a mean one, Carlos Villanueva’s looked money, Ryan Braun’s needed some growth, but Prince Fielder’s was looking strong. Matter of fact, Prince had the mutton chops going, too — he looked tight. Though mustaches were such a great part of the game’s past, I think they should only be reserved for times of need these days. May the ‘stache live on strong with you Byrnsie, Brewers.

(photo courtesy Ump Bump screen cap)


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  • SpinMax

    Handlebar or nothing.

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  • http://pointguardu.com NICK

    As a D-Backs fan, i say he gets to keep it as long as we keep winning.

  • Jeff

    The king of the porn stash is and will always be Jeff Kent.

  • Ronald

    I think Kent’s stache has lost a few steps over the years.

  • Jeff

    How does a mustache lose a few steps?

  • Ronald

    Just a joke … like a how a pitcher’s fastball loses some speed over the years

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