Giancarlo Stanton eats a Kit Kat like a savage
Normally I would say a 25-year-old athlete who is currently signed to a $325 million contract can eat his food however he pleases, but this just isn’t right.
On Monday, Miami Marlins infielder Dee Gordon shared a photo of Giancarlo Stanton eating a Kit Kat bar. If you’re wondering why we blurred the above photo out, it’s because some people would consider Stanton’s approach to be so asinine it deserves a NSFW tag.
@Giancarlo818 you need to start respecting the rules sir. pic.twitter.com/IvkUAphhJv
— Dee Gordon (@FlashGJr) June 1, 2015
Who does that? Stanton is basically giving a big middle finger to one of the best candy bars ever created. Perhaps this is his way of telling his teammates that he has no intention of breaking them off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
If eating a Kit Kat like that helps Stanton hit a ball this far, I suppose it’s not our place to tell him to stop.
