Jose Canseco thinks global warming could have prevented Titanic from sinking
We all follow Jose Canseco on Twitter to see what kind of crazy he’ll spew next. When it comes to freak shows, you really can’t top a quality tweet from the former Bash Brother. But even for Canseco, the crap he tweeted late Saturday night can’t be topped.
Sunday April 15 marked the 100 year anniversary of the Titanic sinking. Canseco commemorated the tragedy in a way only he can.
Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
Because we don’t recycle and consume like crazy icicles are non existent. Titanic wouldve still existed today
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
After taking a beating on Twitter from people telling him how crazy he was, Canseco explained his thinking (yes, I know, scary thought):
You clowns it’s very simple. With global warning the weather is hotter so the icebergs would be melted and titanic saved.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
100 years ago people actually cared about planet and respected nature. Now we can care less and consume energy like it’s free
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
Talking about Titanic apparently got Canseco nostalgic, because then he brought up a few memories:
Titanic reminds me of the days I had two yachts in Miami but no icicles
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
I had a bat I named Titanic .It was biggest rawlings ever made and beautiful and unbreakable dont know where Titanic is now
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 15, 2012
Canseco also talked about what kind of cap he would wear if he were ever elected into the Hall of Fame. I’ve got news for him — he’s already in the LBS Hall of Fame, and he’s wearing a dunce cap.
