No Babies for Longoria and Parker
I love it when employees are told what to do. For instance, you work at Disneyland, you can’t have facial hair; you play for Davey Johnson, you can’t wear jewelry; you work for the Knicks, you’re forced to copulate with Stephon Marbury. Well, keeping in that vain, looks like T. Parker will have to stay true to his Durex for the next year or so. From The Mirror, via Ben Maller:
If newly-wed Eva Longoria was hoping to start a family straightaway, she hadn’t reckoned on the bizarre interference of her Desperate Housewives boss.
The show’s creator Marc Cherry has slapped a sensational baby ban on Eva and her husband, French basketball star Tony Parker.
It means the couple, who got married in July, will have to wait at least a year before they can get down to the serious business of making babies.
I love that. Popovich tells his players not to get drunk and chase tail on the road, they’ll tell him to eff off. TV execs tell Longoria not to get pregnant, and Parker must oblige. Funny the way the world works. I suppose this can only be good for Tony’s career — at least he won’t have to worry about changing diapers any time soon.