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Monday, June 18, 2018

Rapper Slim Thug pitches Dwight Howard on Houston Rockets with hilarious tweets about strippers, child support laws

Several Houston Rockets representatives are in Los Angeles making their free agent pitch to Dwight Howard, and luckily they are receiving an assist from their fans. In fact, rapper Slim Thug, a Houston native, may have made the most convincing sales pitch of all.

Slim Thug spent an hour on Twitter Monday sending hilarious tweets about the advantages Houston has over Los Angeles. He talked about the decreased pressure to win, the state’s improved laws, and the city’s women. The tweets were pretty darn funny. Let’s take a look at his sales pitch.

The laws in Houston are more favorable:

Houston has better women:

Slim Thug Dwight Howard tweet

There is less pressure to win:

Cheaper cost of living:

Slim Thug Dwight Howard

That’s it. I’m sold. Where do I sign? I mean how could Dwight pass up the opportunity with such a convincing case made by Slim Thug?

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