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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Basketball

The Bucks Are Officially Stalking Yi

It’s like getting a number from a drunk chick at a bar. You call her a few days later and she quickly gets off the phone, because after all, she was drunk when you met her. Then you call the next day and get voice mail. Day after that, same result. Pretty soon, you get…Read More

Spike Lee ‘Likes Dick,’ Pause

Spike Lee straight up says he “likes Dick,” when talking about Dan Dickau. If you notice, after Spike’s slip, Gus Johnson calmly slides in a “pause.” As I’ve come to learn, such use of the word “pause” is another way of saying that the reference was not homosexual — not that there’s anything wrong with…Read More

Still Obsessed With Joakim Noah

Sorry to say it, but I actually think the clown is starting to grow on me. I mean, once you accept him for what he is — a class clown — you can actually sit back, laugh at him and enjoy his goofy behavior. So anyways, here’s a little more on Joakim, because I’m still…Read More

Jason Kapono & Luke Walton Are Rich

I can’t even believe that I’m writing this. I remember watching them both play in college. Kapono was nice enough, and he was a star as a freshman. He was quite the sensation actually. But then his entire career went downhill after Steve Lavin took over as coach. He was immediately forgotten, drafted by the…Read More

Tony Parker Likes Big Butts

And apparently he likes to show it off (if this is really him). Don’t ask me what the deal here is. Unless these guys are frat pledges on a Spring Break boat, I don’t get why mooning everyone is necessary. What, did they lose a bet or at strip poker to those chicks or something?…Read More

I Would Take Kevin Durant

Not that I’m a basketball GM or anything, so it doesn’t really matter but for purposes of debate. And I have already proclaimed that Portland would take Oden, so it doesn’t really make a difference either. But I had an epiphany last night. A little basketball fairy shined down upon me and said the answer…Read More

Karma Comes Around for Bonderman

Yeah, I guess you can count me as a believer in Karma. Not completely to the point where I’m a Pedro Cerrano voodoo nut, but to the point where I believe in the notion that things can go around and come around. With that in mind, I present the case of Jeremy Bonderman. Bonderman’s a…Read More

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