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Maybe That’s Why Derek Jeter and Jessica Alba Broke Up

As I posted on FanHouse, I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning (LOVE Carolla by the way), and heard a report that I just had to blog. Not sure how kosher it is, because it is a report coming from a gossip site called L.A. Rag Mag. Anyways, the Rag Mag is saying that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes.

As I briefly touched on in my post at FanHouse, I’ve always been of the opinion that STDs are not something to be ashamed of. Look, I’m not a fool who doesn’t wrap his tool, but let’s think about this seriously for a moment here. Isn’t there a prerequisite to getting an STD? Doesn’t sex have to be involved? That’s what I thought. Some people should only be so lucky as to have one. I’m not quite so sure what the stigma is against STDs. And anything that involves relationships with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Mariah Carey can’t be too bad, can it?

Besides, herpes doesn’t seem to be bothering Justine Henin does it?

Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Night Out at the Stadium

At first I was thinking the first thousand fans to trade in a baggy of coke get free entrance, but that wouldn’t make so much sense, now would it? Here’s how Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Awareness Night is going down at Grayson Stadium, home of the Savannah Sand Gnats:

It will be a Thirsty Thursday with half-priced beer and Coke and $1 Papa John’s Pizza slices presented by Connect Savannah, Rock 106.1 and Papa John’s Pizza. However, the Sand Gnats encourage all fans in attendance to learn from the redheaded actress’ mistakes and plan for safe transportation home from the game.

Hook Towing will have a wrecked car from a drunk driving accident on display on the plaza in front of the main gate. Savannah Highway Enforcement of Aggressive Traffic (HEAT) will also be at the game with its blood alcohol testing van.

At least minor league baseball does serve a useful role in this country after all. And where would be without Lindsay Lohan herself. Hopefully she doesn’t come out of rehab fixed; we would lose inspiration for promotions.

Chest Bump to Mullet at FanHouse

Getting Behind…Err, In Front of the Brian Urlacher Photo

The mystery behind the infamous Brian Urlacher photo has finally been solved. The chick from the picture with the incredibly … large … eyelashes, happens to be Erin from the VH1 show Rock of Love.

Brian Urlacher Boob Grab

According to her bio, she is from Bloomington, Illinois, and was Miss Hooters of Illinois 2002 — which her small town police chief father should be proud of.

Urlacher dated Paris Hilton in the past, and now he’s dating Jenny McCarthy.

He’s not the only athlete to score a Playboy bunny. Let’s take a look at the list:

Alex Rodriguez dating ex-Playmate Torrie Wilson
Tyler Seguin getting cozy with Playmate Ciara Price
Evan Longoria dating Playmate Jaime Edmondson
Hunter Pence dating Playmate Shannon James

Gisele’s The Bread Winner, not Tom

Just when we thought Tom Brady was the ultimate badass — rich, successful, Super Bowl winner, Pro Bowler, banging hot women — we come to find out this. The man comes in second in his relationship. In other words, when it comes to finances, Giselle might be on top.

Gisele Bundchen rakes in $33 million a year, the new Forbes list of the top 15 richest supermodels says.

Bundchen is so successful because she stars in nearly 20 campaigns a year and licenses her name out to a Brazilian shoe company. She also is the lead model for cash cow Victoria’s Secret, which pays her $5 million a year to walk in their shows and pose in their catalogues.

As the article points out, she’s pulling more cash than A-Rod, who gets paid the highest salary in baseball. According to Forbes, in 2006, Brady only pulled $29 million (heh, only). Well hot damn, who knew you could make so much money in this country just being beautiful?

(spotted at FanHouse and Ben Maller)

A Picture’s Worth a Thousand …

Sometimes words are not even needed.

Thanks to Bossip for enriching our lives.

Dario Franchitti Gets Dissed by Yahoo! after Winning Indy 500

No less than three hours after winning the Greatest Spectacle in Motor Racing, here’s what appeared on the homepage of Yahoo!:

Yes, congrats to the winner of the Indy 500 — Ashley Judd’s husband. Seriously. How sad is that? This was pointed out to me by my buddy John Fricke, who was lamenting the diminished relevance of the Indianapolis 500. I see what Yahoo! is doing here — they have this featured on their homepage, where people are more likely to recognize the name “Ashley Judd” than “Dario Franchitti.” They figure it’s a great way of getting non-sports fans to cross over into the world of athletics. But as a sports fan, this upsets me. Just as the phrase “Eva Longoria’s fiance wins NBA championship,” would bother me. But the ultimate point John made, aside from the slight towards Dario, was that there was a time in our society, not too long ago, when putting the name of the Indy 500 on the front page of a popular website would have been enough. But then again, if Franchitti weren’t married to Judd, would this have even made front page news? Probably not.

Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood Make Official Appearance

End all the speculation, end all the questions. The truth has now come out. Rather, Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood have. The pair showed up for the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas on Tuesday, making an official appearance. Now I highly doubt all these “we’re just friends” comments are going to fly. We have visual evidence of you being her date, Buddy. Lots of it:

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