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Jason Biggs’ wife Jenny Mollen got him a hooker for a birthday threesome

If you ever wanted to learn how to promote a book, just follow what Jenny Mollen did.

Jason Biggs pieMollen, 35, is the wife of actor Jason Biggs, whom we all know as the dude from the “American Pie” movies, and now “Orange is the new Black.” Mollen was on “The View” Tuesday to promote the book — “I Like You Just the Way I Am” — and a big topic of discussion was the time she got a hooker to have a threesome with her husband for his birthday.

After being questioned by Candace Cameron Bure (you know her from “Full House”), Biggs came on the show Thursday to try downplaying things.

“We are very open people, we are real people,” he said on “The View” via Page Six. “This is not a habitual thing on our part. We don’t have a group of prostitutes who come in and out of our house with any regularity.”

Although having a birthday threesome with your wife and a prostitute sounds like a pretty cool gift, Biggs says it didn’t go quite as well as hoped.

“I didn’t have a good time in the end,” said Biggs. “It took three ladies over the course of three days. Let’s just say I didn’t complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn’t engaging with my wife the way I hope she would, so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book.”

What a shame. We all know pretty well about Andrei Kirilenko’s wife, who lets her husband have sex with another woman on his birthday, so this is similar but on a different level. Maybe this sounds a lot cooler than it really is. Or not.

Bear interrupts baseball game in Alaska (Video)

Here in the lower 48, our sporting events are sometimes interrupted by furry little creatures who get lost and wind up in the field of play. In Alaska, ballplayers are more likely to spot carnivores while they’re slapping the leather around.

Over the weekend, a massive black bear showed up during the fifth inning of an American Legion game in Juneau, Alaska. Fortunately, the bear was beyond the outfield fence and thus separate from the players and fans in the ballpark.

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While it didn’t look like a threatening situation, I’d still be thinking twice before I risked tumbling over the fence while trying to rob a home run. The bear can have it.

Video via Eye on Baseball

Rory McIlroy’s ex-girlfriend Holly Sweeney is pregnant

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The name Holly Sweeney hasn’t graced the pages of sports blogs for years. If you know anything about LBS, you know that’s been a real disappointment for myself and Steve DelVecchio. After all, Holly was not just golfing great Rory McIlroy’s first love, but ours as well.

When we first heard about Rory breaking up with Caroline Wozniacki, one of our first thoughts (and hopes) was that Holly might be back in the picture. When you’re feeling down, you oftentimes look to someone familiar to help you feel better. Holly could have been that person for Rory.

Unfortunately, that’s not happening. Sweeney has a new boyfriend and is actually pregnant.

The Irish Mirror reports that LBS’ dear Holly has a new boyfriend — hockey player Jeff Mason — and that she is pregnant. Mason is from Easthampton, Mass., and played hockey at Providence College. He’s been with the Belfast Giants for four seasons after several seasons in the ECHL. Sweeney lived in Belfast the last few years.

The two have avoided posting photos of their relationship on Twitter for the most part, but here’s Holly holding a button of Mason:

Holly is now 23 and supposedly has been dating Mason for two years. She’s said to be six months pregnant. Rory broke up with her three years ago and quickly began seeing Wozniacki. Later in the year, Holly took a shot at Rory by throwing a “golf pros and tennis hoes” party, but the beef between them didn’t last very long.

Bottom line in all this: We miss you, Holly!

Photo: Twitter/JeffMase3

Braves fan hurts himself trying to catch Albert Pujols home run (GIF)

Braves fanIf there’s an argument to be made for fans bringing mitts to the park, this would be Exhibit A as proof. I mean this poor Braves fan was just eaten alive by that Albert Pujols home run worse than a shortstop who doesn’t charge a chopper. He had no clue what to do on that ball.

Uhhh, ball’s coming my way, what do I do? He kicks up his leg and still gets hit! Based on the reaction, I wouldn’t be surprised if he broke a bone. Ouch!

Woman in heels slips on ice after Kings game, falls hard (Video)

Ouch! That looked like it definitely hurt. Woman learns the hard way that you don’t ever want to wear high heels on ice. Maybe next time take them off?

And nice going, Mario Solis. Didn’t even have the courtesy to go help the woman? What the heck kind of man are you?

Oh, and thanks for the spot shadow, NBC. We wouldn’t have known where to focus our attention without it.

Woman heels falls ice

UPDATE: And she’s OK!

NBCLA later interviewed the woman, and she was identified as Hannah Hunsinger.

Hannah Hunsinger

“Yes, I am OK. And you would think that after skating on the ice that I would be OK with walking on it, but that wasn’t the case,” Hunsinger told NBC LA.

“I’m ashamed for this,” she joked. “Nobody told you you have to walk on ice too!”

We later discovered that Hannah is a Kings Ice Girl and was in the team calendar. Take a look.

Guy jumps off cliff and lands next to great white shark — real or fake?

A video of a man supposedly jumping off a cliff in Australia and landing next to a great white shark is going viral. It has already amassed over 1 million views on YouTube. While the GoPro footage is pretty impressive, it appears to be fake.

Could something like this happen? I don’t see why not, but there is one major glitch in the video. If you pay close attention at around the 58-second mark, the shark appears on the right side of the screen before disappearing and reappearing on the left. Either there was some sort of weird reflective thing going on with the camera, or the creators failed to see the error.

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Also, if you watch the start of the video before the guy jumps, it doesn’t look like you can see anything below the surface of the water. His friends immediately start yelling “shark!” when he surfaces after his jump, but I doubt they would actually be able to see the shark from where they were standing.

FAKE.

Video via The Big Lead

Gabe Kapler: Coconut oil is the world’s greatest lube

Gabe-Kapler-RaysFormer MLB outfielder Gabe Kapler is a fitness freak. He was one of the most chiseled players in the league during his 12 seasons as a pro, and Kapler now runs a lifestyle and fitness blog that gives readers pointers on how to stay healthy and fit. He also throws in a few bonuses that might help you with either the ladies or your dominant hand.

On Monday, Kapler wrote a post about the benefits of using coconut oil in everyday life. He claims organic coconut oil is a great teeth whitener, skin rejuvenator, lip moisturizer and more. His closing thoughts on the matter got a bit more saucy, if you will.

You’re moisturized and smelling tropical, your teeth are white and your face looks like you’ve just visited a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. The sun has set, and the moon is out. Perhaps you have a friend nearby, perhaps it’s just you by your lonesome … well, this is awkward. I’ve promised you authenticity, honesty and openness. Take this how you wish and I’ll spare you the step by step. Coconut oil is the world’s greatest lubricant. I can’t help where your mind goes with this. Once the ball leaves the bat, I can’t steer it.

In other words, toss out the KY jelly, Lubriderm, or whatever else you might use during personal time with your lady friend or yourself. Be sure to thank Gabe later.

H/T Fenway Pastoral via Deadspin