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Chris Pratt challenged Dave Bautista to fight while on Ambien (Video)

Dave-BautistaDave Bautista is a very, very large man. Chris Pratt isn’t exactly a small guy, but the actor would be squashed like a pesky insect if he ever went toe-to-toe with Bautista. That’s why the thought of Pratt challenging the 6-foot-6, 278-pound WWE star to a fight is hilarious.

During an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” to promote their upcoming movie “Guardians of the Galaxy,” Bautista and Pratt told a funny story about Pratt texting the six-time WWE champion and telling him he could take him.

“I get this text … Chris and I were both amateur wrestlers and I get this text one night … it’s the sweetest text in the world,” Bautista recalled. “He’s telling me how much he loves me and he says he’s so proud of me. He’s amazed I’m doing such a great job, and then the farther you go down … he’s calling me out in this text saying he thinks he could take me and he said nobody has to know!”

Pratt then explained that he had no recollection of sending the text because he was under the influence — of sleep medication.

“He came up to me and goes, ‘Chris, I want to talk to you about this text you sent last night,’ and I was like, ‘what text?'” Pratt said. “I had taken an Ambien the night before. It was like a drunk text.”

Bautista was obviously forgiving of the boneheaded challenge, otherwise Pratt would no longer be with us.

H/T Us Magazine

Christian Ponder named daughter after Bobby Bowden

Christian-Sam-PonderChristian Ponder and his wife Samantha Steele welcomed their first child into the world over the weekend. The couple took the birth of their new daughter as an opportunity to pay tribute to a Florida State legend.

According to ESPN’s Ben Goessling, the Ponders named their little girl Bowden Saint-Claire. That’s Bowden as in Bobby Bowden, and that is indeed why Christian and Samantha chose the name.

Christian owes much of his success in life to Bowden. He was a star at Florida State and has been below average at best with the Minnesota Vikings. Had it not been for Bowden, Ponder probably would not have been drafted in the first round of the 2011 NFL Draft. That means he would not have made as much money to this point and maybe he would not have even had a chance to meet his future wife.

Congratulations to Christian and Sam on the newest edition to their family.

Katherine Webb and her bikini enjoyed their honeymoon

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Katherine Webb doesn’t post photos on Instagram all that often. We wish she would, and the photo she posted from her honeymoon on Sunday reminded us why.

Webb, who married Cincinnati Bengals quarterback AJ McCarron last weekend, felt the need to post a quick selfie to thank Sports Illustrated for her new leopard print bikini.

“Thank you @siswim! Loved wearing it on my honeymoon,” she wrote.

For some reason, it feels like we should be the ones saying thank you. Doesn’t it seem like those breakup rumors were years ago? The internet really knows how to toy with our emotions.

Also see: The full history of AJ McCarron and Katherine Webb’s relationship

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H/T Fansided

Husband sends wife angry email with sex frequency spreadsheet

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A frustrated woman posted about her marital problems in a thread on the relationships section of Reddit Friday, and her post went viral.

The woman says her husband sent her an email Thursday complaining about the lack of sex in their relationship, saying that’s the reason he wouldn’t miss her while she was away on a trip. As part of the email, he attached a spreadsheet detailing all the attempts he made to initiate sex and the reasons why he was rebuffed by his wife.

The woman, known on Reddit as throwwwwaway29, posted her explanation of the situation on this thread. Here’s what she says happened:

Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document’, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.

While withholding sex from a spouse for a lengthy period of time is a relationship-breaker where I come from, keeping track of the lack of sex in a spreadsheet only to throw it back in the spouse’s face is an all-time loser move. This is the same guy who probably prepares for his fantasy football draft 8 months in advance and complains to the commissioner about every trade being unfair.

Instead of running to your lack-of-sex diary anytime your wife denies you in bed, why not spend that energy trying to figure out what you can do to make the sex happen?

H/T @RachelRach10, Deadspin

Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 reportedly shot down

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Another tragedy has struck the families of passengers flying on Malaysia Airlines. A flight that was en route to Kuala Lumpur from Amsterdam has crashed in eastern Ukraine, according to various major media outlets. The Boeing 777 had 295 passengers and crew on board.

Malaysia Arilines tweeted on Thursday morning that it had lost contact with flight MH17, with its last position being in Ukrainian airspace. Shortly thereafter, reports surfaced indicating the plane had crashed near the border between Russia and Ukraine.

Multiple reports indicate that the jet was shot down, though that has not been confirmed by Malaysian Defense Minister Hishammuddin Hussein. The plane is said to have been hit by a Ukrainian missile while flying at its cruising altitude of 33,000 feet. All of the passengers and crew that were on board are believed to be dead.

Tensions have increased between the Ukraine and Russia in recent months. On Wednesday, a Russian military plane shot down a Ukrainian fighter jet in Ukrainian air space.

Thursday’s Malaysian Airlines flight crash comes roughly four months after Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappeared somewhere over the Indian Ocean.

Photo: Twitter/Mashable

Floyd Mayweather should have worn high heels to the ESPYS

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The ESPYS gave us one of the better pairings in history when they had Maria Sharapova team with Floyd Mayweather Jr. to present an award on Wednesday. And if there’s anything in the world that could bruise Floyd’s ego, it might be Maria’s height.

Floyd is 5-foot-8 and about 150 pounds. Sharapova is 6-foot-2 and about 130 pounds. Floyd’s a little guy. Maria is a huge woman. Stick Maria in some heels, and all of a sudden she’s looking like an NBA small forward.

The two actually played well off each other; Floyd got an elaborate “The Money Team” introduction skit from Drake. In response, Sharapova intentionally dwarfed him on stage to remind him who’s bigger. Floyd surprisingly was cool with the whole thing. Maybe that’s because he carries around a copy of his bank account balance and looks at it any time he’s feeling down.

At least the two gave us their best “Step Brothers” portrait:

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The last time I saw a pairing this funny on the TV screen was when Arnold and Danny DeVito teamed up in “Junior.” If they ever tried to kiss, do you think Floyd would have to stand on a step stool? I mean, that’s what these two had to do when they kissed.

Drake nails Manny Pacquiao singing impression at ESPYs (Video)

One of Drake’s funnier skits at the ESPYs came when he did his impression of Manny Pacquiao singing.

In addition to being a world champion boxer, Pacquiao enjoys to sing. That doesn’t mean he does it very well, but that has never stopped the boxer from belting out a few verses. The man has even released an album.

Well Drake decided to poke some fun of that and did a skit where he dressed, talked and looked like Pacquiao in the “Sometimes When We Touch” music video. Below is the original Pacquiao video for comparison.

Those dudes looked like twins:

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Drake looked very similar to Pacquiao, but this Pacquiao impersonator is still the best of all.