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Friday, October 31, 2014

Football

Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Like Having Pussies for Sons

As Michael David Smith points out at FanHouse, Brian Urlacher has been sending some gruesome text messages to his baby’s mama. I guess some would construe those messages as abusive. I’ll let you be the judge. From the Chicago Sun-Times Feb. 2, 12:28 p.m.: “You’re a f – – – – – – fruit cake…Read More

Bill Maas and Michael Irvin Should Broadcast NFL Games Together

Don’t you think they would make a great team? If nothing else, they would sure be able to relate to the current players. Irvin was caught for a traffic violation in ’05 and a crack pipe (which belonged to his friend of course) was found in the car. Whatever Irvin did, Maas sure blows away….Read More

Do Not Use T.O. to Promote a Party

Unless of course, you have arranged a deal with him ahead of time.  See, all it takes to have T.O. at your party is paying for his first class airfare and $20k for an appearance fee — according to Hashmarks.  One thing you don’t want to do, use him to promote a party when in…Read More

Chinese Call it American Style Olive Shaped Ball

The Patriots are apparently on a promotional tour in China, trying to sell the NFL to Yao’s people. I remember how hard it was for me to pick up football when I was young. You can tell one team is on offense and another is on defense. But seriously, they have rules for everything, and…Read More

Pacman Done as a Titan? Done in NFL?

Probably the funniest thing I’ve heard about Pacman Jones recently came from my buddy Ben Maller who said it’s like a cartoon — one of those black clouds must follow Pacman around. How does he get into so much trouble? Well, everything has snowballed for Pacman, and things are completely unraveling. He’s now being sued…Read More

Jon Kitna Is Smoking the Good Stuff

See, I just can’t help myself when I read comments like this. Not to discourage the Detroit Lions or anything, but I just don’t have a lot of confidence in them. And this isn’t the first time a Lion got carried away — Roy Williams did it last year — and that’s fine. They should…Read More

Penalty, 10 Yards for Biting!

When it comes to football player arrests, this one might actually take the cake. Not that I even know what taking the cake means, but I guess people like that expression. Anywhoo, 23-year-old hardly used Dolphins defensive lineman Frederick Evans pulled off one of the greatest arrest stories of the NFL season. Ready for this?…Read More

Tank Johnson’s Man of the Year Campaign Going Strong

Remember when Tank met with Commissioner Goodell to be punished for all his misbehavior during the NFL season? Johnson ended up being suspended for eight games, with the possibility of the sentence being cut to six games for good behavior. Prior to the meeting with Goodell, Johnson announced his intentions of turning his life around,…Read More

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