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Mark Sanchez Supposedly Breaks Up with ‘Girlfriend’ Lindsay McCormick

With Monday night’s big matchup coming up between the Jets and Patriots, what better time than now to update you on the dating status of quarterback Mark Sanchez. The New York city heartthrob had been linked to reporter Lindsay McCormick, but they were said to be “just friends.” Sanchez also made fans swoon by recently saying the Jets are his girlfriend.

Both nuggets of info still didn’t stop Hollywood Life from reporting that Sanchez dumped girlfriend McCormick recently. Either their report is flat out wrong, or Sanchez and McCormick weren’t telling the truth to the press. Either scenario is entirely plausible, but HL is talking like the two were an item:

“They weren’t just dating, they were a couple. Mark told Lindsay he wasn’t seeing anyone else and she believed him. They were friends for years before they started dating, so she was shocked when he dumped her over the phone.”

I don’t know how much of this I believe, but let’s just say not much. The happenings of Mark Sanchez’s love life (outside of his girlfriend the Jets) matter little to me. However I’m not the one who matters here — we do this for the thousands of ladies who are interested in his status. And to those of you who were curious, if you do meet up with him, he probably is a single man … when he’s not watching game film.

Michael Strahan Calls Chad Ochocinco’s Engagement a Publicity Stunt

Call him a cynic, but Michael Strahan says he doesn’t have much faith in Chad Ochocinco’s romance with Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada.

I caught up with Strahan at the March of Dimes Annual Sports Lunch and asked if he thought a new joint reality show would be a good idea for Chad and Evelyn. 

“Well I think it’s all about that anyway,” said Strahan, who’s currently engaged to Eddie Murphy’s ex wife, Nicole. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not. If [they’re not together] for the fame, then for the opportunities it presents.

Oh c’mon Mike, next you’re going to tell me you don’t believe in Santa.

Kelly Brook Says She Keeps a Cache of Athlete Wiener Pictures

Model Kelly Brook has a lot going for her. A September spread in Playboy, 32E cup size, and of course, a cornucopia of penis photos from various pro athletes.

The buxom Brit admitted that she’s been known to send a sext or two, but leaves the naked cell phone snaps to the boys like Brett Favre.

“They’re usually silly sportspeople,” Brook told Mirror, who has dated Rugby player Danny Cipriani, Jason Statham, and Glee actor Matthew Morrison. “I just keep them all for collateral.”

Boys, take a lesson–women don’t even particularly like wiener pictures, but we are going to keep them just in case you screw us over. And we definitely, definitely show our friends. At least I do. Sorry Bryan. And Pete. And Sid. And Eliot. Photos via WWTDD.com.

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Is Selita Ebanks a Good Luck Charm for the New York Jets?

Maybe one of the NFL’s bottom-feeders could fly her in for a game, because the Jets seem to be doing okay.  Victoria’s Secret supermodel Selita Ebanks may be good luck for the New York Jets, who just happen to win whenever she’s cheering them on.

The leggy vixen — who once dated New York Giants defensive lineman Osi Umenyiora and may or may not still be seeing Phillies slugger Ryan Howard — was all about Gang Green this weekend.  According to the NY Post, Ebanks turned up at a viewing party in full Jets regalia and green nails to support the team’s last-minute win over the Texans, even scarfing down two hot dogs and a cannoli like any true Jets fanatic would have.  Nothing says “team spirit” like congestive heart failure.

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Hilary Duff Sends Naked Pics to Pittsburgh Penguin Mike Comrie

Actress/singer/large-toothed person Hilary Duff admits that she frequently sends naked cell phone snaps to her NHL husband, Pittsburgh Penguin forward Mike Comrie.

“Oh boy I’m going to get in trouble… I send [nude] pictures but never with my face in them,” Duff admits. “Gotta keep it fun, gotta keep it interesting. He knows better than to show his hockey buddies or forward them. We are married you know.”

I hate to burst her bubble, but if she keeps her face out of the picture, then Mike is DEFINITELY going to be showing his teammates because they won’t know it’s her.

Wait, but then they might think he’s cheating—and professional athletes never do that. I’m sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking. My bad.

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Atlanta Falcons Kroy Biermann Knocks Up Real Housewife Kim Zolciak

When will it be mandatory for reality stars to get their tubes tied? Apparently, not soon enough. Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak has a bun in the oven courtesy of  Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, 25, after just five months of dating.

“I was surprised!” admits Kim, who hilariously claims to be 32 years old.  “While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”

The pair met during an episode of the series, which aired just this week, and Kim says she can already see a future for them.

“I definitely don’t want to get married while I’m pregnant,” she says. “But I can see myself marrying Kroy in the future.”

That’s funny, we don’t remember him asking.

Justin Bieber Dreamed of Playing Hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs

Hockey is already the red-headed step child of the sports world, and something tells me that an endorsement from Justin Bieber isn’t going to help.

The Beebs says that if he wasn’t titillating tweens around the world with his barely-tolerable musical stylings, he’d be…playing pro hockey?

“Singing is my first passion, but if things didn’t work out, I would be trying to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs,” Bieber said confidently. “I’m sure I could teach them a thing or two with my mad skills!”

Despite his pee wee league experience (check out his player card), he obviously didn’t get the memo that flatironing your hair isn’t considered a “mad skill” valued by the NHL. Although, picturing Milan Lucic or Matt Cooke dropping the gloves against Justin Bieber makes us absolutely giddy with bloodlust. Better keep JB away from Sean Avery though…they might trade fashion tips.