Eva Longoria Reportedly Has Tony Parker Tattoo on Privates, New Boyfriend

It’s funny how it took a divorce from Eva Longoria to make me a fan of the Frenchman, but there’s now finally reasons to like Tony Parker. The Spurs point guard was made out to be the bad guy in his divorce from Longoria initially, all because her public relations staff got her side of the story to the gossip mags. We pointed to reports that Parker was suspicious of Eva’s relationship with Lance Armstrong to show that Longoria was not as innocent as she was made out to be. Now we have more proof.

Longoria has two visible Parker-related tattoos she plans to have removed — one on the back of her neck and the other on the inside of her wrist. She also reportedly has a third “TP” tattoo on her privates that she plans to get removed. If that doesn’t tell you she’s not as innocent as she seems, there’s the report that she’s been shacking up with Eduardo Cruz — Penelope’s little brother. For being so heartbroken six weeks ago, she sure has moved quickly. Again, things are not always as they appear.

Aaron Rodgers Reportedly Dating Actress Jessica Szohr (Pictures)

It’s been quite a while since we’ve updated our ever-expanding list of Steve’s smokin’ hot sports girlfriends for you, so we decided that there’s no better time than the final day of 2010 to make an addition. 

A new report claims Aaron Rodgers is dating actress Jessica Szohr, who is known for her work on the TV show Gossip Girl. We had no problem with Rodgers dating Erin Andrews, but we more than approve of his new lady friend if the rumors are true.

Supposedly Szohr was sitting in Aaron Rodgers’ private box last weekend with Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas, and Rodgers and Szohr attended a Milwaukee Bucks game together the following night.  Dating Jessica certainly warrants the LBS stamp of approval, but hanging out with Joe Jonas?  We’ll just assume Szohr and Greene are good friends and Rodgers was thrust into the situation.  As always, here are some pictures of Rodgers new girlfriend:


Rex Ryan and Michelle Ryan Foot Fetish Coverage Shows Change in Media

The good ol boys over at Deadspin have done it again. Two months after blowing the foreskin off the Brett Favre schlong pics, they revealed the story of Michelle Ryan’s foot videos. Ryan, the wife of outspoken Jets coach Rex Ryan, appears to have been featured in several YouTube videos under the name “ihaveprettyfeet.” In one video, the voice of the person running the camera sounds exactly like Rex. The videos disappeared around the time Rex took over as head coach of the Jets, but as we all well know internet foibles die hard.

As if the foot fetish videos reappearing weren’t already enough, there is an “ihaveprettyfeet” profile on a Foot Lovers Dating site whose information matches up with Michelle Ryan’s. Still not horrified? Get this, an alt.com profile (a site for BDSM & Alternative Lifestyle Personals) advertises a couple whose information also matches up with that of the Ryans.

Ready for the dirty? Check out these bullet points from their alt profile:

    > Sexual Orientation: Bi-curious
    > I think about ALT lifestyle: Sometimes
    > Role: Submissive
    > Level of Experience: I am new at this

Honestly, we’ve moved from Beyond Creepy Ave. to Deviant Way along the superhighway of ICantEffingBelieveThis. How is it possible for such a high profile person to have such a lack of common sense? Did he not think any of this would be discovered? I guess he went two years without any references, so maybe, but holy shnikees.

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Tony Romo Placed on IR, Not Before Proposing to Candice Crawford

Even when he’s not playing Tony Romo manages to stay in the spotlight. The Cowboys quarterback, who has been out nearly two months with a broken collarbone, was finally placed on injured reserve Tuesday. Dallas was hoping Romo would be able to return before the season ended but his recovery was not going as well as hoped. The Cowboys will continue to roll with backup Jon Kitna who’s gone 4-4 in his eight starts.

Apparently the extra time off allowed Romo to get closer with girlfriend Candice Crawford and do some ring shopping. The 30-year-old quarterback proposed to Crawford on Saturday at her 24th birthday party, about a year after rumors suggested the two were already engaged. Clearly Romo feels he needed to lock a girl up before his career hit a downward slide.

Tony’s engagement completes the Jessica Simpson circle. Simpson’s engagement was announced shortly after ex-husband Nick Lachey got engaged, and now her ex-boyfriend Romo is doing the same. Clearly nobody wants to be left behind.

The question is how does Crawford compare to the other women to whom Romo’s been linked? We still think he should have gone in this direction.

Pics: Tony Romo’s Girlfriends

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Candice Crawford, Jessica Simpson, Sophia Bush, Carrie Underwood

Pic via TMZ

Tony Parker Reportedly Was Suspicious of Eva Longoria and Lance Armstrong

Whatever distractions Tony Parker has battled since his divorce from Eva Longoria, he hasn’t seemed to be bothered on the court. The Spurs are 18-3 and have the best record in the league while Parker has averaged a career-high 7.1 assists per game. Parker’s also shooting 51.8% from the field and a career-high 79.5% on free throws. The focus he’s maintained is shocking in light of the public beating he’s taken.

Parker’s “loyalty” rating in a video game plummeted to zero, and all the entertainment/girly mags only present Eva’s side of the divorce. Because he’s not best friends with Mario Lopez and because he doesn’t feed stories to People, US Weekly, and E!, he’s depicted as a villanous creature while Eva is painted as the victim in the relationship. That apparently is not the case.

Sports by Brooks shared possible details of Longoria’s promiscuous ways when the news first came out, and it’s the side her people don’t want you to see. Additionally, the National Enquirer is getting behind things as well, revealing a more balanced perspective.

According to the Enquirer, “The latest bombshell in the Desperate Housewives star’s nasty divorce battle has Tony Parker wondering if Eva carried on an affair with bicycling champ Lance Armstrong! … It was Eva’s close ties with fellow Texan and Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong that sent Tony’s suspicions into overdrive.”

Lance Armstrong does not exactly have the cleanest dating record, and his character has been called into question before, so engaging in a relationship with Longoria would not be a surprise. I really don’t care what went on between Parker and Longoria’s sham of a marriage, nor about their cheating partners. But I do care about both sides of a story being told, and this helps people see the other side.

Mark Sanchez Supposedly Breaks Up with ‘Girlfriend’ Lindsay McCormick

With Monday night’s big matchup coming up between the Jets and Patriots, what better time than now to update you on the dating status of quarterback Mark Sanchez. The New York city heartthrob had been linked to reporter Lindsay McCormick, but they were said to be “just friends.” Sanchez also made fans swoon by recently saying the Jets are his girlfriend.

Both nuggets of info still didn’t stop Hollywood Life from reporting that Sanchez dumped girlfriend McCormick recently. Either their report is flat out wrong, or Sanchez and McCormick weren’t telling the truth to the press. Either scenario is entirely plausible, but HL is talking like the two were an item:

“They weren’t just dating, they were a couple. Mark told Lindsay he wasn’t seeing anyone else and she believed him. They were friends for years before they started dating, so she was shocked when he dumped her over the phone.”

I don’t know how much of this I believe, but let’s just say not much. The happenings of Mark Sanchez’s love life (outside of his girlfriend the Jets) matter little to me. However I’m not the one who matters here — we do this for the thousands of ladies who are interested in his status. And to those of you who were curious, if you do meet up with him, he probably is a single man … when he’s not watching game film.

Michael Strahan Calls Chad Ochocinco’s Engagement a Publicity Stunt

Call him a cynic, but Michael Strahan says he doesn’t have much faith in Chad Ochocinco’s romance with Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada.

I caught up with Strahan at the March of Dimes Annual Sports Lunch and asked if he thought a new joint reality show would be a good idea for Chad and Evelyn. 

“Well I think it’s all about that anyway,” said Strahan, who’s currently engaged to Eddie Murphy’s ex wife, Nicole. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not. If [they’re not together] for the fame, then for the opportunities it presents.

Oh c’mon Mike, next you’re going to tell me you don’t believe in Santa.