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Kelly Brook Says She Keeps a Cache of Athlete Wiener Pictures

Model Kelly Brook has a lot going for her. A September spread in Playboy, 32E cup size, and of course, a cornucopia of penis photos from various pro athletes.

The buxom Brit admitted that she’s been known to send a sext or two, but leaves the naked cell phone snaps to the boys like Brett Favre.

“They’re usually silly sportspeople,” Brook told Mirror, who has dated Rugby player Danny Cipriani, Jason Statham, and Glee actor Matthew Morrison. “I just keep them all for collateral.”

Boys, take a lesson–women don’t even particularly like wiener pictures, but we are going to keep them just in case you screw us over. And we definitely, definitely show our friends. At least I do. Sorry Bryan. And Pete. And Sid. And Eliot. Photos via WWTDD.com.

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Is Selita Ebanks a Good Luck Charm for the New York Jets?

Maybe one of the NFL’s bottom-feeders could fly her in for a game, because the Jets seem to be doing okay.  Victoria’s Secret supermodel Selita Ebanks may be good luck for the New York Jets, who just happen to win whenever she’s cheering them on.

The leggy vixen — who once dated New York Giants defensive lineman Osi Umenyiora and may or may not still be seeing Phillies slugger Ryan Howard — was all about Gang Green this weekend.  According to the NY Post, Ebanks turned up at a viewing party in full Jets regalia and green nails to support the team’s last-minute win over the Texans, even scarfing down two hot dogs and a cannoli like any true Jets fanatic would have.  Nothing says “team spirit” like congestive heart failure.

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Hilary Duff Sends Naked Pics to Pittsburgh Penguin Mike Comrie

Actress/singer/large-toothed person Hilary Duff admits that she frequently sends naked cell phone snaps to her NHL husband, Pittsburgh Penguin forward Mike Comrie.

“Oh boy I’m going to get in trouble… I send [nude] pictures but never with my face in them,” Duff admits. “Gotta keep it fun, gotta keep it interesting. He knows better than to show his hockey buddies or forward them. We are married you know.”

I hate to burst her bubble, but if she keeps her face out of the picture, then Mike is DEFINITELY going to be showing his teammates because they won’t know it’s her.

Wait, but then they might think he’s cheating—and professional athletes never do that. I’m sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking. My bad.

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Atlanta Falcons Kroy Biermann Knocks Up Real Housewife Kim Zolciak

When will it be mandatory for reality stars to get their tubes tied? Apparently, not soon enough. Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak has a bun in the oven courtesy of  Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, 25, after just five months of dating.

“I was surprised!” admits Kim, who hilariously claims to be 32 years old.  “While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”

The pair met during an episode of the series, which aired just this week, and Kim says she can already see a future for them.

“I definitely don’t want to get married while I’m pregnant,” she says. “But I can see myself marrying Kroy in the future.”

That’s funny, we don’t remember him asking.

Justin Bieber Dreamed of Playing Hockey for the Toronto Maple Leafs

Hockey is already the red-headed step child of the sports world, and something tells me that an endorsement from Justin Bieber isn’t going to help.

The Beebs says that if he wasn’t titillating tweens around the world with his barely-tolerable musical stylings, he’d be…playing pro hockey?

“Singing is my first passion, but if things didn’t work out, I would be trying to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs,” Bieber said confidently. “I’m sure I could teach them a thing or two with my mad skills!”

Despite his pee wee league experience (check out his player card), he obviously didn’t get the memo that flatironing your hair isn’t considered a “mad skill” valued by the NHL. Although, picturing Milan Lucic or Matt Cooke dropping the gloves against Justin Bieber makes us absolutely giddy with bloodlust. Better keep JB away from Sean Avery though…they might trade fashion tips.

Tony Parker Reportedly Involved with Erin Barry, Brent Barry’s Soon-to-be Ex-Wife

I guess this is what you call a wife swap. Not long after it was announced Eva Longoria filed for a divorce from Tony Parker we found out about several cheating incidents. One was an incident that supposedly took place early in the couple’s marriage. The larger issue at hand seemed to be that Longoria found hundreds of texts exchanged between Tony and a teammate’s wife. Obviously everyone wondered who the teammate was, and according to Bryan A. Graham it’s former teammate Brent Barry.

Brent played with Parker on the Spurs for four seasons from 2004-2008, a period during which San Antonio won two titles. Barry and his wife Erin are apparently going through a divorce. Here’s a picture of the two couples from Jose3030:

Before you go off saying how crazy and off-the-wall this story is, allow me to remind you of Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson. Now that will blow your mind.

Eva Longoria, Tony Parker Getting Divorce, Parker Caught Texting Spurs Wife?

Regardless of how happy and fulfilled Eva Longoria always seemed to be in her relationship with Tony Parker, who actually thought that their marriage was a good fit? Longoria is a major publicity whore and busy carrying out her acting career. Tony is an NBA player traveling all the time for games. How could that possibly work?

Obviously things didn’t as Longoria filed for divorce in LA citing “irreconcilable differences.” You have to love it because the filing comes a day after a rep denied that Parker had filed for divorce in Texas. That was purely semantics, because if things were going well between the couple then the rep would have outright denied the claim and dismissed the entire notion as false.

The story was big enough for a reporter to ask Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich if the issue would bother Parker, and he responded saying he never has problems getting his players focused. I put much more confidence in Popovich to maintain a locker room than Mike Brown, who reportedly had to deal with another similar situation.

More details came out from US Magazine saying Longoria found hundreds of texts from Tony to and from another woman. People Magazine reports Longoria told her buddy A.C. Slater that she found hundreds of texts from the wife of one of Parker’s San Antonio teammates, who was later identified as Brent Barry’s wife. Additionally, Longoria says Parker cheated early in their marriage and still kept in touch with the woman through Facebook.

Yikes, the Spurs are rolling at 8-1, but you have to wonder if this report will hurt the locker room. I say there’s a fair chance that happens.