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So A-Rod, Madonna, and Jerry Seinfeld All Walk Into a Bar …

Could it be true? Is Jerry Seinfeld playing matchmaker in the A-Rod/Madonna love triangle? It appears as if the comedian’s home in the Hamptons served as a sly rendezvous for Madonna and A-Rod not long ago. From Page Six via Ben Maller:

Our spies say the clandestine East End meeting between soon-to-be-divorced Madge and freshly single A-Rod occurred on Oct. 21. A chopper carrying the Yankee slugger was seen landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica’s [Seinfeld] car.

Less than 40 minutes later, another helicopter that took off from Chelsea Piers with Madonna aboard landed at the same airstrip.

“A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry’s place,” a witness told us. “When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen.”

Much like the Yankees playoff hopes this season, A-Rod was in-and-out, leaving Seinfeld’s mansion four hours later apparently. Hmm, I wonder what they were doing for four hours? A marathon kabbalah session? I’m sure that has to be it! I don’t believe things could possibly get more weird nor disgusting.

Madonna Wants Alex Rodriguez’s Baby? A-Rod Moving into the Neighborhood?

So I still haven’t completely comprehended the whole Madonna/Alex Rodriguez couple. It’s still pretty strange that A-Rod wound up with her in the first place. Think about it: when you’re A-Rod, you have the pick of the litter. Anyone you want and it’s yours. And you choose some of the chicks that he does? I don’t get it. Well since I guess many of us are past this totally weird couple thing, try this on for size:

Rodriguez shares Madonna’s belief in the mystical Jewish tradition of kabbalah. Monday, Britain’s Daily Mail quoted a friend of Madonna as saying, “She thinks he’s physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man.”

One report had Rodriguez close to buying the $80million four-bedroom, 5,200-square-foot penthouse there. Insiders told The News he was scoping out several cheaper condos.”

Dude, A-Rod, get out before it’s too late. Seriously man, what are you thinking? I can’t believe how easily swayed he is. He really doesn’t sound too far off from the kid Jose Canseco described in the book, Vindicated. And how about something a little more in your age group too, A-Rod?

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Planning to Get Married?

You figure it has to be a possibility considering the two have been dating for a good amount of time now. And much like Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, rumors are now swirling that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen could tie the knot:

The rumours about the soon-to-be wedding were sparked after the bombshell sold off her pad at the same time as Brady did.

“The couple are hunting for their own love nest. It would be a safe bet they’re planning to get hitched,” News of the World quoted a source as saying.

Well, if you want to talk about sports betting, I thought it was a pretty safe bet the Patriots would win the Super Bowl, and we all know how that turned out. So no, we shouldn’t be getting ahead of ourselves here, but the fact that they’re both selling their places is somewhat telling. If anything does happen, I can’t imagine it would be anytime before the season ended, so let’s not jump the gun. That would only add to Tom Brady’s off-field drama (though it sure doesn’t seem to bother him and his record 52 touchdown passes, does it?).

Kim Kardashian Already Planning Her Wedding with Reggie Bush

At last check, Kim Kardashian was already talking about getting married to Reggie Bush. The latest update in their relationship is pretty humorous considering Bush hasn’t even proposed to her, at least to the best of our knowledge. Still, that hasn’t stopped Kardashian from apparently beginning to plan her wedding:

“I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I’ve decided to start planning mine before being asked!” Kim tells In Touch. A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. “They’re in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year.”

So, would this like be the equivalent of filming a Patriots 19-0 Perfectville commercial before they’ve actually won the Super Bowl? Maybe she’s acting a little too swiftly here, especially considering Bush isn’t too happy with the weight Kardassian’s been putting on lately.

So That Madonna’s Looking Pretty Hot

I’ve already touched on Alex Rodriguez’s pretty crappy taste in women. Just in case you had some vision of Madonna looking hot and sexy from one of her 80s music videos, let me give you a taste of what she looks like now.

Honestly A-Rod, you’re telling me you’re really into that? Yeeesh. She’s looking like Carrot Top with a bleach job. Yuck.

Did Anna Kournikova Get a Boob Job?

Last I wrote about Anna K. here at LBS, it was to pass along sad rumors that the hot lady was getting engaged. Now that was a sore subject for me, so it’s about time we moved onto something that can bring a smile to all of our faces — Anna’s breasts. Sports by Brooks shares some recent photos of Ms. Kournikova suggesting she might have had her chest surgically enhanced. Check it out:

Now if you ask me, there’s no question about it — she got some work done. But at the same fashion show where that picture was taken, there was also another one that would corroborate Anna’s claims she’s never had any work done. Judge for yourself

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A-Rod Has Some Crappy Taste in Chicks

I guess all this A-Rod the adulterer stuff started last year when the NY slime rags photographed him with that skank in Toronto. That led to wife Cynthia wearing a **** You t-shirt to Yankee Stadium, and ultimately, the Madonna rumors that came out last week. Since the whole Madonna incident, another former stripper has come out of the woodwork telling us about her affair with A-Rod that included two sexual encounters a few years ago. And most recently, it was John Rocker’s former girlfriend, Alicia Marie, coming out and saying how close she is/was with A-Rod. Wow. He’s quite the player. But my deal is for a guy pulling over a quarter billion dollars, how isn’t he pulling hotter chicks? Or to be more precise, what’s his preoccupation with the muscular, she-male types?

After the jump, there are pictures of all the ladies he’s been involved with. I would expect a better looking group.

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