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Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson Again

Wow Tony, it’s getting tough to keep up with you. Last year there were rumors of you dating Jessica Simpson, but you put those to rest. Next it was Carrie Underwood. Most recently, it was hottie Sophia Bush. Then there was the whole Britney Spears incident. And now back with Chestica? At least that’s what In Touch Weekly is saying:

It was the day after Thanksgiving but Jessica Simpson’s family was more than happy to hold off their dinner so she could return home with her new boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

The couple showed up at Jessica’s grandparents new home in Waco, Texas, on November 23 (a day late, since Tony had a game to play on Thanksgiving) and received a “heroe’s” welcome from Joe and Tina Simpson and Jessica’s grandparents, according to an onlooker. While Tony has denied reports that he and Jessica are dating, insiders say the pair are definitely involved and they’re getting more serious.

Tony, you’re quickly establishing yourself as the Derek Jeter of the NFL. But hey man, whatever works, you know? Brady’s nailing a super model and setting records, Romo’s kicking ass and working Jessica. Hmm, maybe that’s just what Eli is missing

UPDATE: Romo and Simpson are officially dating and were even photographed on vacation together in Mexico.

Tony Romo and Sophia Bush Now?

Tony Romo Sophia Bush

Last we checked up on old pal Tony Romo, he was sitting pretty with country singer Carrie Underwood. Matter of fact, there was even a hint that the two had even gotten married. Looks like we might be able to squash that rumor. With the Cowboys on their bye week, Romo was spotted showing off a new lady friend. From the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

During the bye week Tuesday afternoon, Tony Romo and a handful of his teammates took part in a small promotional event for a new vidego game.

Romo didn’t win his matchup, but in the end, he got the girl.

At Terence Newman’s house in Dallas, Romo played the new Xbox 360 game “Guitar Hero III” with actress Carmen Electra, who was playing the game online in Los Angeles. Romo was joined by what appears to be a new … uh … friend, actress Sophia Bush. She has starred in the TV show One Tree Hill and the 2007 movie The Hitcher.

Well, I wasn’t present to assess the situation, but based on the way the writer frames the situation, it sounds like the two are an item. And forget Carmen Electra — as long as Sophia Bush is in question, I’m throwing her the deep ball. Way to go Tony, nicely done.

(photo credit: Tom Pennington/S-T)

More Athlete/Celebrity Couples:
Baron Davis and Teri Hatcher
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian
Tony Parker and Eva Longoria

No Babies for Longoria and Parker

I love it when employees are told what to do. For instance, you work at Disneyland, you can’t have facial hair; you play for Davey Johnson, you can’t wear jewelry; you work for the Knicks, you’re forced to copulate with Stephon Marbury. Well, keeping in that vain, looks like T. Parker will have to stay true to his Durex for the next year or so. From The Mirror, via Ben Maller:

If newly-wed Eva Longoria was hoping to start a family straightaway, she hadn’t reckoned on the bizarre interference of her Desperate Housewives boss.

The show’s creator Marc Cherry has slapped a sensational baby ban on Eva and her husband, French basketball star Tony Parker.

It means the couple, who got married in July, will have to wait at least a year before they can get down to the serious business of making babies.

I love that. Popovich tells his players not to get drunk and chase tail on the road, they’ll tell him to eff off. TV execs tell Longoria not to get pregnant, and Parker must oblige. Funny the way the world works. I suppose this can only be good for Tony’s career — at least he won’t have to worry about changing diapers any time soon.

Shaq’s Wife Now Wants Him Back

If there’s anything we’ve learned from the story of Shaq’s marriage and pending divorce, it’s that everything is going ass backwards. For instance, there were reports out there that Shaq was pissed his wife was being cryptic with his money, and that she potentially was nailing her personal trainer on the side. Now we’re finding out that Shaq’s wife has come to her $enses:

Like a lot of his NBA’s foes, Shaquille O’Neal’s wife is holding onto the Diesel for dear life, telling him in court papers that she doesn’t think their nearly five-year marriage is “irretrievably broken.”

Shaunie O’Neal also slam-dunks any notion, as Shaq had alleged in his own divorce petition, that she was “secretive” about her assets and also says she hasn’t done anything “untoward with assets or monies” that belonged to Big Daddy.

This entire situation is just hard to comprehend. We always hear rumors about ballplayers screwing around on their wives, but never the reverse. And come on, of all people, Shaq getting cuckolded? Like I said, seems like the woman has realized what’s best for her.

Bonds Ex-Mistress Tells of His Shrunken Nuts

Barry Bonds and Greg AndersonJust add this to the mounting evidence against Barry Bonds. To anyone who read Game of Shadows, we learned that Bonds first got interested in steroids when he saw McGwire and Sosa, who he felt were inferior hitters, belting the baseball and became jealous. That was according to his ex-mistress, Kimberly Bell, who surely has an ax to grind. Well, Bell held back no punches in an interview with the New York Daily News to promote her November spread in Playboy:

His body had grown thicker, his back was pocked with acne, his hair had fallen out and his testicles had shriveled when Bonds asked his former mistress if she thought anyone would suspect he was on the juice.

“Do I look bloated?” Bonds wanted to know. “Does it look funny? Do you think this is obvious?”

Bonds was always moody – “I always figured he had PMS, like a woman,” Bell said – but the drugs radically changed his behavior as well as his body. He became a different person, controlling, threatening and finally violent. “It went from ‘I want to know where you are at’ to ‘I’m gonna f—— kill you. I’m gonna cut your head off and leave you in a ditch.'”

Nice. Not like I trust this tramp — after all, she did nail a married man — but there has to be some truth here. And after reading this, nobody should be shocked to see Bonds indicted in the near future, even if it’s only for perjury chargers. By the way, if anyone out there buys the magazine and supports this twit, then I will be resigned to administering a merciless cyber-flogging on your ass. Purchase at your own discretion: you have been warned.

Britney to Lose the Kids?

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking … what the hell is this doing on here? To what levels have I stooped? Well, I consider everything Brit does to be fair game, so it all has a place here. Oh yeah, that, and I really couldn’t ignore the tip sent in by contributor Nick. According to Foxnews, Spears could be in danger of losing the kids. Apparently the attorney in the case has some sort of “secret” witness. Whatever. I don’t know too much about secret witnesses, nor custody cases. But there is one thing that I do know. If there’s one person who won’t be too happy about this news, it’s this person:

Sharapova and Djokovic an Item?

That’s what the New York Post is suggesting, as they’ve been known to do from time-to-time. Novak denied the rumor saying that the two are “just friends.” However, Sharapova was seen cheering for Djokovic in the finals of the US Open, and then the two reportedly followed up a Chinese dinner with all-night karaoke. Maybe there’s a reason Djokovic’s impression of Sharapova is so dead on. Just one question, if they were in fact practicing karaoke together, did it look like this?