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Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Hockey

Vesa Toskala’s Third Leg Stops Five Hole

Ohhh boy. Sometimes these headlines just write themselves. I was absolutely busting up like you couldn’t believe after seeing this video. It will only take about 10 seconds of your time, and make sure you have the volume down slightly if you’re at work — the language is mildly NSFW. Enjoy the enjoyment: Maybe it’s…Read More

Alexander Ovechkin Is a MAN!

It’s not too often that I get overwhelmed by an athlete’s performance on the field. Last night would be one of them, though it wasn’t on a field. I talked recently about the Caps dishing out a 13-year $124 million contract to sign stud Alexander Ovechkin. Now we have all the proof we ever needed…Read More

The Caps Can Afford to Pay Ovechkin $124 Million?

I’m sorry, I don’t care what sport it is — $124 million is a lot of money. It was a lot when KG signed his big money contract for around that amount, it was a lot when Barry Zito did it, it was a ton when MLS sold their heart and soul for Beckham, and…Read More

Don’t **** With Zdeno Chara

I haven’t followed the Boston Bruins much since they got rid of my boy Joe Thornton, but I know they acquired Zdeno Chara and subsequently signed him to a free agent deal. And this much I know about Chara: he’s 6’9″, 251lbs, and he’s 100% Czech. Oh yeah, and if you mess with him, bad…Read More

Stanley Cup Goes to Pink’s Hot Dog

We all know how the Stanley Cup goes to each player of the Cup-winning team for a day. Well, the Ducks won it, and low-and-behold, it appeared on the front page of the LA Times on Thursday. Chilling at Pink’s Hot Dog in Hollywood. How tight is that? The Pink’s website boasts it’s a family…Read More

Go to London, Watch Some NHL

File this close to the NFL heading to London section. Only difference, at least they play hockey in Europe — just not London. Right, because if your sport is struggling in your country, why not go to another country and see if it catches on, right? For those of you dying to get your hockey…Read More

Daniel Briere Signs With Phillies

Why not, they could use the offensive production, right? Those filthy devils at fark were at it again, directing me to this headline (which has since been changed). But not this one: Thanks to Greg Bergman, who like a keen bloodhound, put me onto the scent of the trail. Seriously, I’ll admit I’ve made plenty…Read More

NHL to Las Vegas or Kansas City, Yay

Here’s something I just can’t get down with — the NHL expanding. Is it really a flourishing sport? Is it a booming and lucrative business? How can they justify throwing two more teams out there, which would bring the total to 32? Have Columbus, Atlanta, and Nashville not been enough of a sign? Apparently not….Read More

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