We have no idea what it looked like by the car that day in November when Kellen Winslow was accused by a witness of jerking off prior to his marijuana arrest. In fact, Winslow’s rep says he was just changing clothes.
But had Winslow been playing some pocket pool as he was alleged to do, we imagine it may have looked a little something like this. Well, it really wouldn’t have, but @nick_pants on Twitter created that incredible GIF mashing up the Winslow arrest with the iconic pool scene from “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.”
I mean Nick Pants really just nailed all the details, too. You notice the two open containers of Vaseline in the bathroom? How about the Boston Market takeout bag on the dining table? That was so well done. And if you don’t get those references, catch up on the full story here.