I am choking. Seriously choking right now. Can’t breathe. Can’t even write this post.
All I have to say is god bless Sandy Alderson for signing Bartolo Colon and bringing him to the National League. Without that, none of this awesomeness would be possible.
And if those couple of terrible swings look familiar, it’s because this was Bartolo back on April 19 against the Braves:
Bless you, Bartolo. Don’t you ever change. And don’t you ever work with a hitting coach. Ever. We cannot afford for you to improve. We need terrible efforts at all times.