Ranking the Women of the ESPYs
The 2010 ESPY Awards have come and gone without much to do or buzz surrounding the event. Surprise, surprise. Seth Meyers was certainly a bright spot. The host and SNL star killed it with his monologue and told a great Greg Oden joke that flew over almost everyone’s head. Chris Johnson’s get-up was questionable at best, but there’s at least one in every crowd, right?
Thankfully, the lovely ladies pictured above were in attendance along with plenty of other red carpet jaw-droppers. With so many woman putting such an extensive amount of effort into making themselves look their best for the occasion, it wouldn’t be fair if we didn’t rank them accordingly. Therefore, we’ve put together a list of the hottest women at the 2010 ESPYs that I’m sure you can debate until you’re blue in the face. Here’s what we came up with:
That Andy Roddick is one lucky cat, no? Good buddies with T.O. and this is his wife? Brooklyn Decker strutted right in and gave Erin Andrews a silent, “this is my house now” with the way she looked. Hands down the best looking one at the event. Didn’t have to think twice about giving her the top spot. Let’s move along.
2. Emmanuelle Chiriqui
Tough call here between No. 2 and No. 3, but I went ahead and gave some weight to the fact that I’m a huge Entourage fan. With that in mind, “Sloan” was looking good as usual. Eric Murphy is one lucky fictional character. Not quite as lucky as Andy Roddick, but lucky nonetheless.
The other Queen of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover checks in at No. 3 on the list. It was painful to have to put her this low because let’s be honest – it’s Marisa Miller. As much as I would have liked to have put Ryan Braun’s co-star higher on the list, the competition was just too tough on Wednesday night.
4. Jenn Brown
Yes, that’s right, still no Erin Andrews on the list. Be patient. Although Jenn Brown’s attire didn’t do it for me as much as some of the others, she’s still Jenn Brown. She’s the future goddess of sideline reporting. If the rumors are true and ESPN really won’t let their talent appear in the SI Swimsuit Issue, they might face more backlash than they did for “The Decision.”
There she is. Probably not as high on a list like this as we’re accustomed to seeing Erin Andrews, but the competition was stiff. Maybe I just missed it, but I didn’t see Aaron Rogers in attendance. Weird. There were Dancing With The Stars People so maybe that’s why she was there. Or it could be because she works for ESPN.
How about Cheryl Burke, huh? What a phenomenal…dancer. Its a shame things don’t appear to have worked out between her and Chad Ochocinco because, according to him, his love for her made life on Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch a bit difficult. Never the less, we’re glad she decided to drop in.
There’s just something about a woman who dominates extreme sports. There’s also something about a woman who wins gold medals, so I guess Lindsey has it all. She graced us with her presence at the ESPYs and as usual looked very, very good. U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.
Hannah surfs. Hannah mountain bikes. Hannah’s hosted shows. Hannah’s been in movies. Hannah’s been in Maxim. That’s about the extent of what I know about her, but isn’t that enough? Hannah makes the list with flying colors.
In the interest of full disclosure, I haven’t the slightest clue why Ashley Greene was at the ESPYs other than to present an award with Tracy Morgan (who annoys the hell out of me). Fortunately for her, the only requirements for making this list are showing up and looking good. Check and check.
Last, but not least, is Danica. If she doesn’t want to be compared to the likes of Anna Kournikova, she’s going to have to do a better job of not looking hot at high-profile events. She may be a little sensitive at times, but what racer isn’t? The men act like girls and throw fits too, they just aren’t hot. Well, they aren’t to me at least. They may be to you, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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