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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Tenby AFC Soccer Player Has Pool Cue Shoved Up His Can

The following occurred at an end-of-season party, but it deserves to be filed under weird injuries regardless.  It may not result in Player X missing any time in his sport, but if you think breaking a toe playing with your kids or missing a spring training game because of a bug bite is weird this will blow your mind.

According to Fox Sports, via SbB Live, a few Welsh non-league footballers for Tenby AFC were horsing around at an end-of-season party when things went terribly, terribly wrong.  I’m not talking about a party getting out of hand and a fight breaking out or police making arrests.  That sort of happened too, but we can get into that later.  The most special moment from this party happened when an unnamed 37-year-old midfielder was turned into a popsicle.  By that I mean one of his teammates jammed a pool cue up his ass.

“It was a bit of horseplay that went seriously wrong,” an unnamed source told the English newspaper The Mirror. “We’d all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there.”

The victim, who is nameless so we will call him The Lolipop, was reportedly hospitalized for five days following the incident.  A 29-year-old teammate was arrested but released by police without charge.

I must say, this takes the cake for most epic party foul.  I’ve been to my fair share of parties and seen stuff get broken, spilled, destroyed, people getting injured, people getting drawn on, and all kinds of other crazy shenanigans (yeah, that’s the second time I’ve used that word today).  Never in my life have I seen something that compares to a pool cue being stuffed up someone’s ass.  If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times: you gotta be careful with those damn moonies. Clearly, these guys know how to party and I don’t.



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