Tom Brady’s hair was half Dumb and Dumber, half Slingblade
Tom Brady is considered by many to be the ideal man. He is tall, strapping, athletic, awesome at football, good-looking, and married to a supermodel. He also is fashion-conscious and supposed to be on the cutting edge of the newest clothing trends and styles. However, many of his efforts have left him subject to our ridicule.
Take for instance his newest hairstyle.
Following the New England Patriots’ 13-6 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals, Brady was seen speaking to the media wearing this outfit and rocking that haircut. Yes, that’s Brady in a flannel jacket with a turtle neck underneath. Dude was a monocle away from being the newest board game character in Clue. And what about that hair? He had it all combed forward like Dumb & Dumber, but it was partly shaved on the sides like Slingblade:
Previous questionable Brady fashion choices:
- - Tom Brady with long hair and ponytail
– Tom Brady hair as pompadour faux-hawk
– Justin Bieber calls out Brady for copying his hairstyle
Oh, and then there was this whole advertising campaign he’ll never live down.
I’d say Brady’s about a pair of skinny jeans away from being the NFL’s version of Dwyane Wade. That’s not the reputation you want.