Blake Bortles explains how he dealt with hurricane-related inconveniences
Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles had to deal with Hurricane Irma, too.
Bortles explained how he dealt with losing his internet during the storm, and how he entertained himself without it.
Blake Bortles lost Internet/Wi-Fi bc of storm: "You forget how bad that sucks. I played darts by myself yesterday for an hour and a half."
— Jim Wyatt (@jwyattsports) September 13, 2017
Naturally, given Bortles’s reputation for being a rather inaccurate passer, there were plenty of jokes in response.
he can probably claim the wall around his dart board as storm damage then
— Patrick (@McBPJ) September 13, 2017
Some jokes write themselves pic.twitter.com/Lnldsn9l3y
— Damien Woody (@damienwoody) September 13, 2017
Bless his heart, Bortles can’t win, even when he tries to be helpful or endearing.