Hey, Did Someone Retire This Week?

Darn, I totally forgot. I guess that’s what happens when you blow your load once before. After all, you only get one funeral. Someone suggested stocking up on all the gear; it’s not a bad investment move considering it will be double the price when he “gets the itch” in a few months, you know?

(via Sports by Brooks)

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  • SpinMax

    even at 90% off the Jets won’t sell those awful 3rd jerseys