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Alyse Lahti Johnson Used to Make Tiger Woods Crayon Drawings?

We already knew that Tiger Woods had a couple of creepasaurus bones in his body, but this latest development is disgusting enough to make me hurl. Last week we told you about Alyse Lahti Johnson, the 22-year-old gossip outlets were calling Tiger’s new girlfriend. We said she’s probably messing around with Tiger but not actually his girlfriend. Seriously, you really think Tiger is monogamous? That’s a bigger joke than this embarrassing mugshot.

Anyhow, getting back to the creepy aspects of this hookup for Tiger, it’s bad enough that he is nailing a 22-year-old girl who also is a former neighbor. What makes it even more disgusting is that apparently Tiger has known her for quite some time to the point that The Daily Mail says Johnson “drew the golfing star crayon drawings before his tournaments to wish him luck.”

Gross.

This dude should be ashamed of himself if that is the case. The whole scenario kinda reminds me of the scene from About a Boy when Hugh Grant is asked to be the Godfather of his friends’ new child. He says he’s a terrible choice because he’ll forget all her birthdays until her 18th when he’ll take her out, get her drunk, and let’s face it, probably try to shag her. Yup, that’s who Tiger is. The Godfather who will take your kid out and try to shag her. C’mon man.

ALYSE LAHTI JOHNSON PICTURES


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