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As far as couples costumes are concerned, Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker have taken home the gold medal for Halloween 2012. The tennis star and his swimsuit model wife went out on Wednesday night dressed as John and Lorena Bobbitt. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the story of the Bobbitts, you can read their very graphic history here.

Long story short, the couple arrived home one night back in the early 1990s and were both allegedly intoxicated after a night of partying together. Lorena claims John raped her, so she got out of bed, went to get a kitchen knife and proceeded to cut off his — well, you know. She then left the apartment with it and tossed it out of her car window. Lorena realized how serious what she had done was, so she called 911 and the penis was located after a search and later surgically reattached. John was acquitted of spousal rape charges and Lorena was found not guilty due to insanity causing an irresistible impulse.

So now that you get Brooklyn’s and Andy’s costumes, you have to agree that they won Halloween as a couple. Bryce Harper may have taken the solo honors for this creepy costume, but dressing as the Bobbitts takes some serious guts.

H/T SI Hot Clicks

A radio host in St. Louis had his “worst interview ever” this week when he confused Brooklyn Decker with Kate Upton.

Remy of “Mason and Remy” on 93.7 the Bull in St. Louis was interviewing Decker about her upcoming movie “Battleship.” They talked about the movie for the first few minutes, but things got awkward when Remy began asking other questions, such as her Carl’s Jr. commercial and Dougie dance. It was clear Remy had confused Brooklyn Decker for Kate Upton, another SI Swimsuit cover model. The audio from the interview is below:

Remy later called the interview his worst ever, and tried making it up to Brookyln with some poetry. As you can see from her Twitter conversation with SI’s Jimmy Traina, Decker found the entire thing to be pretty weird:

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The more I think about it, the more I am convinced that Andy Roddick is the luckiest man on the face of the planet.  The guy obviously has millions of dollars and his wife is one of the hottest women on Earth.  Yes I realize the two usually go hand in hand, but Brooklyn Decker has plenty of her own money so there’s no reason she needs to be with a guy who throws hissy fits and whines like a girl.

Roddick says he doesn’t mind when horndogs drool over his wife and why should he?  The dude is allowed to replace his wedding rings if he loses them.  What woman would put up with that? Check out this clip that Busted Racquet passed along:

Hehehe. My husband loses his wedding rings and bought a backup one from the get go because he knew he wouldn’t be careful enough with it.  She clearly isn’t phased by this at all.  I need to get me one of those.

Tennis player Andy Roddick has been married to model/actress Brooklyn Decker for over two years. Being married to a covergirl is a dream for many men, but it can also be somewhat uncomfortable. Would you have issues with dudes around the world slobbering over your wife? That wouldn’t be cool with me, but it’s not a problem for Roddick.

Speaking on Jimmy Traina’s Hot Clicks podcast, Roddick was asked if he had any problems with his wife being the object of men’s desire. Roddick gave a logical response.

“If I make the choice to date a swimsuit model, and then I complain about [men looking at her] after the fact, I feel like that’s a little ridiculous,” he reasoned. “You kind of know what you’re getting yourself into. I don’t mind it at all. I’m comfortable in the public eye — I’ve been there for a while myself.

“I’m just happy for her. She’s doing what she loves, she’s kind of gaining a certain amount of success from it right now. She’s kicking butt.”

Roddick came across like an engaging personality during the interview. He says he’d like to get into sports radio after his tennis career, and he proved he is an all-around sports fan. Most importantly, Roddick comes across as a genuine person who is very intelligent. He understands how the media works and his honesty can make him the type of voice people will want to hear. I just don’t understand how he can get along knowing that most men in America are dying for a piece of his wife. That would be difficult for me to digest.