Female Bears fan falls off stripper pole at tailgate (Video)

I’ve seen this video several times and cannot stop laughing at it. Some female Bears fan decided she would try out the sturdy, secure, and top-of-the-line quality stripper pole that one can only find at a tailgate. After receiving a boost and some assistance by a dude managing the thing, she tried spinning around and forgot the all-important aspect of pole dancing: always hold onto the pole.

This girl seemed to be either a) drunk b) lacking the physical strength to maneuver on the pole or c) all of the above.

Either way, the result was definitely a win for the Internet.

Chest bump to Guyism

Landlord in Green Bay wonders if he can legally evict Bears fans for lying about being Bears fans

Believe me, I love sports just as much as the next guy. Sports are my livelihood, but that doesn’t mean I don’t find it completely hilarious when a person can’t distinguish the line between fandom and reality. That’s not to say that sports aren’t reality, as we have all been through plenty of ups and downs with our favorite teams to know that they are. What I’m trying to say is…actually, just read this post that a landlord in Green Bay recently wrote on The Landlord Protection Agency website and you’ll probably know what I mean.

I know you guys will laugh and call me a “troll”, but here’s my very real situation.

I own a home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My job took me down Lake Michigan a ways towards Milwaukee, but I do plan on living back in Green Bay when I retire in a few years, so I am renting the place out as I do not want to sell it. As you can imagine, people are VERY fanatic about the Green Bay Packers there. My new tenants lied to me on my application and are actually Chicago Bears fans! They have made this known by putting out Bears crap all over the front lawn (flags, lawn gnomes, placemats, etc.). This has pissed off my neighbors something fierce as they do not want to live next to such blowhards.

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