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Darnell Dockett has cut down on strip club spending

Darnell-Dockett-CardinalsArizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett loves to get weird on Twitter. He’s always talking about sexual stuff and sharing bizarre stories, so it’s no surprise that the dude loves going to strip clubs. However, he has apparently cut back on the spending.

On Thursday, Dockett shared some random thoughts on Twitter about going to the strip clip. He claims he used to make it rain but now he only spends about $50 per visit.

This is the same guy who was in need of some serious, serious loving on Christmas a couple of years ago, so I’m surprised he can even contain himself at a strip joint. He must no longer be the dancers’ favorite client.

Darnell Dockett tweeted a Darren Sharper rape joke

Darnell-Dockett-CardinalsDarnell Dockett tweets more obnoxious stuff than any player in the NFL, so it should come as no surprise that the Arizona Cardinals defensive end could not resist mentioning Darren Sharper. As most of you know, Sharper has been accused of drugging and raping several women in several different states. Dockett must not find that to be all that serious.

Last week, Dockett claimed that his friend told him he saw a girl “so bad” he wished he “had that DS for her.” In other words, he was saying he should have sexually assaulted her.

Dockett was supposedly passing along a comment his friend made, but the fact that he chose to share it with his 160,000 followers makes him just as much of an idiot. Sharper, who allegedly admitted to witnesses that he raped women, is facing a lot of disturbing accusations. You would hope his former co-workers would know enough not to crack jokes about it.

H/T TMZ Sports

Darnell Dockett bought another alligator

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What good is having a pet alligator if it doesn’t have a friend? A couple years back, Dockett shared a photo of a baby alligator he bought while he was supposedly messing around in the Everglades. It appears he added another one to his collection earlier this week.

“My new female gator ‘Honey,’” Dockett wrote on Instagram. “Can’t wait till she get 500lbs just paid cash for her.”

Here’s another photo of the beast in training:

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Two alligators in one nutty NFL player’s house? Something about this frightens me.

Darnell Dockett rags on Russell Wilson’s hair

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Most men in their mid-50s would kill for a head of hair like the one Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has. The 25-year-old has grown his locks out a bit over the course of the season, and he’s rocking a borderline jheri curl look right now. On Sunday, Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett made fun of Wilson for his hair.

“What the f—!!!!” Dockett wrote on Instagram alongside the photo you see above. “A head full of baby oil… I’m sleep (sic).”

We call that Super Bowl hair, Darnell. Quarterbacks who make it to the big game can pretty much wear their hair however they want. Wilson’s wife, who brought us one of the greatest moments in draft WAG history, must like it just fine.

H/T Jimmy Traina’s The Big Buzz

Darnell Dockett sends racist tweet, won’t apologize

Darnell-Dockett-CardinalsArizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett loves stirring up trouble on Twitter. Whether its talking about inflicting physical harm on an opponent or trying to steal a college quarterback’s girlfriend, Dockett isn’t happy unless his tweets cause some sort of controversy. He was in rare form on Friday night.

Dockett kicked off a string of controversial tweets with a racist joke that many of his followers did not find amusing. After making the joke, Dockett promised he would not be one of those athletes who deletes the tweet and then apologizes.

Once his racist tweet received so much attention, Dockett decided to keep it going like a 7-year-old who had just gotten a rise out of his classmates. He tweeted about everything from overweight women to stealing his neighbor’s WiFi.

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Darnell Dockett stomps on Rams OL Chris Williams’ hand (GIF)

Darnell-Dockett-stompDarnell Dockett should be expecting a fine from the NFL league office this week. The Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman was apparently upset with something that happened during his team’s win over the St. Louis Rams on Sunday. As you can see, Dockett blatantly stomped on offensive guard Chris Williams’ hand.

Ndamukong Suh could tell you that the NFL typically does not take stoping on opponents lightly. After the footage is reviewed, it will be almost impossible for Dockett to argue that he didn’t intentionally stomp on Williams. He made it look pretty obvious.

GIF via Deadspin

Darnell Dockett gives Tyrann Mathieu, Cardinals rookies hazing haircuts

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Arizona Cardinals defense tackle Darnell Dockett drew the exciting responsibility of playing the role of barber at training camp this summer. Rookie haircut hazing is a favorite pastime among NFL veterans, and Dockett put his own spin on it with Tyrann Mathieu and some of the other Cardinals rookies on Wednesday.

As you can see from the photo above, Dockett shaved his No. 90 into the side of Mathieu’s head. He stuck with that theme for several other rookies, and he even claims he charged them for the new hairstyles.

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