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Gabrielle Union: I’m open with Dwayne Wade about my bathroom habits

Dywane-Wade-Gabrielle-UnionHopefully Dwyane Wade keeps an ample supply of air fresheners around his house, because his fiancee Gabrielle Union has a high-fiber diet. What does that mean? According to her, she breaks wind and goes to the bathroom a lot and isn’t shy about it.

During an appearance on “Chelsea Lately” Tuesday night, the topic of Union’s new show “Being Mary Jane” came up. Apparently Gabby’s character uses the bathroom a lot in the BET original series. She said she does the same at home and D-Wade knows it.

“There’s none of that I don’t fart, I don’t poop,” Union said of her relationship with Wade. “I have a high-fiber diet. This is happening. Like right from jump, I’m gonna be in there.”

[Related: Gabrielle Union says she puts Richard Sherman's trash talking to shame]

Chelsea wholeheartedly agreed with Gabrielle that serious relationships should always involve an openness when it comes to bowel movements. Union then said there would be a problem if she waited until after she got her engagement ring to reveal that she takes a lot of dumps.

“If I get this (flashes engagement ring) and then later I’m like, ‘Oh, by the way, I go three times a day and leave the door open. And I don’t light a match,’” Union joked.

Breakfast, anyone?

Gabrielle Union says she puts Richard Sherman’s trash talk to shame

Gabrielle-Union-trash-talkWhether you were a fan of Richard Sherman’s tirade against Michael Crabtree after the NFC Championship Game or not, most of us can agree that the Seattle Seahawks cornerback is one of the best trash talkers in sports. Apparently Dwyane Wade deals with worse at home from his fiancee Gabrielle Union.

Union appeared on “Conan” this week and spoke to Conan O’Brien about her tendency to talk trash when she attends Miami Heat games.

“I make Richard Sherman seem like a Zen Buddhist,” she explained. “Dwyane is not even immune (to) my trash talk. If he’s slacking (does her best Mr. T impression), I refer to him as ’3.’ He doesn’t have a name, he’s just ’3.’ I become Richard Sherman. It’s awful. I just lose my mind.”

Union said she also directs some of her enthusiasm at Heat opponents. There was that one time she threatened to shun Los Angeles Clippers big man DeAndre Jordan on social media.

“Blake Griffin had hard fouled Dwyane and I thought it was uncalled for and (Jordan) was trying to back up Blake Griffin,” Union recalled. “So I said, ‘That’s a terrible foul, DeAndre! I will unfollow you!’”

And that, my friends, is a threat that only the new generation could appreciate. Wade and Union are reportedly working through their relationship issues, but I can only imagine what she said to him when she found out he had a child with another woman. Maybe it went something like this:

“Come on 3! Can’t you keep that thing in your pants, 3?!”

Yeah, probably not.

Dwyane Wade engaged to Gabrielle Union and gave her a massive ring

Dwyane wade Gabrielle Union ring

Dwyane Wade and girlfriend Gabrielle Union are officially engaged to be married.

Both Wade and Union shared the same photo on their Instagram accounts Saturday of Union wearing her new engagement ring, which is absolutely massive.

Here were the tweets from each of them:

The Miami Heat star and actress have been dating for several years, though Wade revealed during an interview with Jay Leno that went through a rough patch because of their busy lives and took a break earlier this year. They eventually got back together, and things must be going well because now they’re engaged.

This will be the second marriage for each. Union, 41, was married to Chris Howard from 2001-2006. Wade was married to Siohvaughn Funches, the mother of his two sons, from 2002-2007. Though he filed for divorce in 2007, the proceedings weren’t finalized until 2010. His divorce has been a mess since then, with Funches even taking to the streets and claiming she was homeless to protest the settlement terms.

Wade and Union have been dating since 2007. They quickly began receiving congratulations.

This came from Wade’s teammate Mario Chalmers:

From Chris Bosh:

From Chris Bosh’s wife:

Wade’s engagement to Union comes three months after LeBron James got married to his longtime girlfriend, Savannah Brinson.

Dwyane Wade banned Gabrielle Union from sitting courtside at his games (Video)

Dwyane Wade’s girlfriend Gabrielle Union may look sweet and innocent, but don’t let the looks fool you.

During an interview on “Conan,” Union, who is an actress, said Wade won’t let her sit courtside at his basketball games anymore because she is a vicious heckler.

Union admitted she becomes really into the games and that her heckling is not limited to the opposing team. Not only will she sometimes heckle the Heat, but she says she also goes pretty hard after the refs.

Union says she gave it pretty good to referee Dick Bavetta, telling him during a recent game, “blow your whistle and you get your Viagra!”

This woman is incredible. She should be available for hire as a professional heckler. And what is it about people close to Wade getting into trouble at games?

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