Jack Edwards is dangerously close to becoming a household name. The unusually eccentric Boston Bruins play-by-play announcer has become known for his ridiculous analogies and enthusiasm for the game of hockey. Don’t get me wrong, we all love the NHL Playoffs. Like our man Danny Lee already told you, they are the best thing going on television at the moment. To many of us, hockey is more than just a game. To Jack Edwards, calling it a game would be an insult.
The man who once found himself so infuriated with a Montreal Canadien dive that he screamed “get up!” from the announcer’s booth nearly outdid himself Wednesday night after the Bruins defeated Montreal in a Game 7 overtime thriller. As for what he was talking about, your guess is as good as ours. Actually, it’s probably better. Check out the Jack Edwards royalty rant video:
I think I speak for everyone when I say I am literally terrified of what this guy will do should the Bruins go on to win the Stanley Cup.