Kid at Little League World Series has important life goal

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Clayton Broeder, the No. 2 hitter for the Pearland, Texas, Little League World Series team, already has his priorities properly placed.

Can’t say his life goals are all that different from ours. We’re guessing he’s seen the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video:

Even Justin Verlander had to get a kick out of this.

Kate Upton won’t get naked because of mean blogs, social media

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Many of us go to sleep imagining what Kate Upton looks like naked. We dream about her. We fantasize about doing unmentionable things with her body. We think about what she looks like without clothes.

Unfortunately for all of us, our imaginations are all we will have.

Kate Upton says she will not be posing naked for pictures any time too soon. And you aholes are to blame.

In an interview with Details Magazine, Upton was asked why she hasn’t posed nude yet. She says it’s because of you meanies on social media and the blogs.

Is your voice also the reason why you have stayed away from being photographed naked? Being shot nude by great fashion photographers is very common among famous models like Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, and Lara Stone.

For me those photos are art. Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way. But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way that I’d want them to be received. That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.

I get the whole social media thing. Now all those pervs who in the past would have to keep their fantasies to themselves or at worst send in some fan snail mail actually have the ability to show Kate how pervy they are with one simple tweet. But the blogs? We love Kate. We’re nice. Maybe she’s talking about all those idiotic ones who call her fat. Screw them, Kate. We at LBS like some meat on them bones.

Until she bares it all, we’ll just have to settle for her teasing us with extremely revealing photos. And awesome videos.

H/T Busted Coverage

Kate Upton goes gaga after boyfriend Justin Verlander tosses her souvenir ball (GIF)

The lovely Kate Upton took in Monday’s Yankees-Tigers game at Yankee Stadium and received a nice souvenir from a special friend.

Upton’s boyfriend Justin Verlander wasn’t pitching during the game, so he had some time to flirt with his girlfriend, who was sitting in the premium seats behind the dugout.

You can see Upton mouth something to Verlander to the effect of “I was here the whole time.”

Verlander then flips her a ball that seems to have a message written on it, because Katie cakes reads it and then makes a gaga face before giving her boyfriend a heart symbol with her hands. How cute. It’s just like watching a couple of middle schoolers.

Look at this face:

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Everything Verlander knows about tossing girls balls during games he learned from Alex Rodriguez.

GIF via @cjzero

Kate Upton makes joke about Cavs fans and their LeBron jerseys

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Plenty of Cleveland Cavaliers fans began kicking themselves about a week ago when they realized burning their old LeBron James jerseys may come back to haunt them. NBA jerseys aren’t cheap, and fans could have saved themselves some money by just throwing their LeBron jerseys in a box and sticking the box in the attic.

Kate Upton realizes this. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model noted on Friday that the Cavs stand to make a whole bunch of money thanks to fans being overly emotional.

Of course, LeBron is likely going to wear a different number with the Cavs this time around. Those old 23 jerseys would be considered throwback, as it initially looked like James was going to wear No. 6 and now there is speculation that he will be wearing No. 32, which he wore in high school.

In other words, the Cavs were going to make a bunch of money anyway. But when Kate talks, we listen. Why? See below:

What’s up with Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy?

Kate-Upton-singleLast we checked, Kate Upton and Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander were still in their puppy love phase. Heck, Verlander was caught staring at her like a 14-year-old who just saw his first pair of bing-bongs just a couple weeks ago at a hockey game. So what’s this chatter about Upton and “Dancing With the Stars” pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy?

Upton and Chmerkovskiy dated for a while but broke up late last year. However, Chmerkoviskiy posted a photo on Instagram Sunday of him with Upton draped around his neck. The photo was supposedly taken at Tao in New York City.

That could very well have been an old photo, and Chmerkoviskiy may have sent it out by mistake. If not, it looks like the former couple has maintained a solid relationship through their split. And if Verlander and Upton are still going steady, he probably wouldn’t be happy about Miss Kate hanging out with her ex.

Yeah, it was probably an old picture.

H/T Page Six

Justin Verlander likes Kate Upton for the same reasons we do


Justin Verlander and Kate Upton went to Game 7 between the Boston Bruins and Montreal Canadiens on Wednesday night. Verlander picked up a win against the Baltimore Orioles earlier in the day before flying to Boston for a series against the Red Sox later this week. As you can see, his lady friend had no problem showing him a little love in public.

What we also learned — although it was pretty much common sense — is that Verlander appears to appreciate Kate’s assets the same way we do. Even he couldn’t resist staring at a certain area of her body knowing that he could be shown on live television at any moment.

Eyes on the ice, bro. Upton and Verlander are obviously going strong, as indicated by their many public displays of affection. Man I hate this guy, but god dammit if I don’t respect him.

Photo: Twitter/Denny Kapp
H/T Jimmy Traina’s The Big Buzz

Kate Upton proud of her body, wants to keep her boobs

Kate Upton SI swimsuit cover

A few days after Kate Upton said that she wishes she had smaller boobs, the supermodel backed off and clarified that she loves her body.

Here are the comments Upton made to The Sun on Sunday:

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” Upton said.

“Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.”

Upton did allow that the grass is always greener, but her comments still made plenty of headlines from those who felt she was slapping god in the face for giving her a beautiful gift.

On Wednesday, Upton sent a few tweets blaming the media and clarifying that she is proud of her body and wouldn’t change a thing:

Well God bless her. And without her gift, we never would have had the Kate Upton Cat Daddy dance: