Kris Humphries’ Proposal to Kim Kardashian Was Scripted

So that whole thing about reality TV? Yeah, it might need a new name. We already knew that Kim Kardashian was casting boyfriends for her last relationship before agreeing on Kris Humphries. With this latest bit of information, we’re seeing more and more that “reality” TV is really just scripted drama.

Radar Online reports that the well documented proposal by Kris Humphries to Kim Kardashian was staged.

“Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever,” a source said.

“First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening,” the source says. “She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.”

Time to adjust our vocabularies because there’s nothing real about reality TV anymore. The proposal couldn’t have been more staged than if it involved DeSean Jackson meeting a bullied child on The View.

Amber Rose Apologizes for Calling Homewrecking Kim Kardashian a Homewrecker

Last week we told you that Amber Rose said Kim Kardashian cheated on Reggie Bush with Rose’s then boyfriend, Kanye West. The affair broke up two relationships, prompting Rose to call Kim a homewrecker.

Apparently Amber is feeling badly about calling out Kim, so she apologized.

“At the end of the day, I want to apologize to Kim for calling her a homewrecker,” Rose says. “It was something I had to get off my chest so people knew the truth. I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone’s feelings.”

Hey, no need to apologize here, Amber. Just call ‘em like you see ‘em. Plus, anything that validates the Amber Rose-Reggie Bush relationship I’m all for.

Kris Humphries Wants Kim Kardashian Marriage Annulled, Says He Didn’t Know it Was a Fraud

There are certain things you know you’re getting into when you make the conscious decision to date a Kardashian. As a result, we have a tough time being sympathetic towards Kris Humphries for any of his complaints.

The dude was dumped 72 days into his “marriage” with Kim Kardashian. Now he’s filed for an annulment saying he was defrauded in his marriage.

TMZ reports that Kris was not in on the fraud and that he wanted it to be a genuine marriage. Kim has already filed for a divorce, and now they’re arguing over community property.

Like we said, it’s hard to feel badly for Kris here. The guy dated Kim and became famous for it. Nobody knew who he was before all this. Humphries probably was anticipating that their marriage would last longer, and now that it’s already over, he wants more than his 15 minutes of fame (and money). He’s doing whatever he can to get it. But when you read stories like this one about Kim’s boyfriends, it’s hard to feel badly for any guy who associates with her.

Oddsmaker: Bet on Which Athlete Kim Kardashian Will Date Next

Now’s your chance to think like a publicist. If you were working with Kim Kardashian and your job were to get her on as many magazine covers as possible, and to keep her television ratings high, whom would you choose for her next boyfriend? See, this isn’t about Kimmy finding love so much as it is about properly casting a role for her reality show.

The sports betting site Bodog has posted odds regarding Kim K’s next relationship. Here is the list via SI Hot Clicks:

Kim Kardashian’s next boyfriend will be?
Professional Athlete: 3/2
Professional Actor: 2/1
Professional Musician: 3/1

If Kim Kardashian’s next boyfriend is a professional athlete what sport will he play?
Football: 1/2
Baseball: 5/2
Basketball: 7/2
Soccer: 10/1
Golf: 15/1
Tennis: 20/1
Hockey: 25/1

[Read more...]

Reggie Bush Denies Seeing Kim Kardashian Last Weekend

Kim Kardashian sadly filed for divorce after 72 long days with Kris Humphries and her publicity team/TV crew decided to write Kris Humphries out of the script this week. One of the juicier gossip items suggested Kim ended the marriage because she was still interested in ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. One report even said Bush had lunch with Kim in New York City last weekend when his Dolphins were in town to face the Giants. Bush says that’s not true.

“I haven’t seen her in over a year and a half. And I don’t have any plans to,” Bush reportedly told Chris Perkins.

Bush emphatically denied having lunch with her. He says the team arrived at 5pm in New York City Saturday and there was a snowstorm. “Anybody who can do the math knows I wasn’t at no damn lunch.”

Well alright then. So much for the juicy rumors. Not seeing each other in over a year and a half doesn’t mean they haven’t talked. And it doesn’t mean that Bush doesn’t have a thing for women who look like Kim. But if he says he hasn’t seen her in a year and a half, who am I to dispute it?

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ Fake Marriage Over, We’re All Idiots

The fake marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has ended after 72 days. TMZ reports that Kim filed for divorce from Kris. If you’re laughing at them because their marriage failed, or if you’re wondering where or why things went wrong, then you are an idiot.

This whole spectacle was plotted, planned, and arranged so that the Kardashians would make more money, generate more buzz, stay more relevant, and dominate the news. Nobody had even heard of Kris Humphries. The two barely knew each other. As we told you last week, it was reported that Kim and her TV producers wanted a New York-based athlete for her to date for her TV show. The whole marriage was planned because it was the sort of twist her TV show and life needed.

If you spent any time watching their show, reading their stories online or in a magazine, or actually talking about the situation as if it were real, congratulations — you are an idiot. Everything about Kim Kardashian is fake, and everything about her story is a lie. That’s the truth. The only difference between Kim’s and other fake marriages is that hers generates millions while the rest of ours end in annulment after a long night of drinking in Las Vegas.

There’s only one way to protest the Kardashian act if you want it to go away — ignore them. As long as you don’t, they’ll continue to manipulate you with their fake news. Or maybe you’re just hooked because it’s entertaining, and you don’t care if it’s fake. We understand if that’s how you feel. Lots of people love wrestling too.

Danilo Gallinari Was Asked to be Kim Kardashian’s Boyfriend Before Humphries?

Oh this Kim Kardashian + (insert athlete here) story line continues to get better and better. Recently we told you that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were having marital trouble. That may be the case, but it’s likely a good thing for them because it helps keep Kim in the news. Anyway, on to more important matters, a report from Wetpaint Entertainment suggests that Kim’s relationship with Kris Humphries was arranged. From their report:

According to our source, both E! [the network that televises Kim's reality show] and Kim were interested in having her date a big New York athlete for the debut season of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, and the Knicks were their first choice. (The show, which first aired in January 2011, begins its second season next month.) [Danilo] Gallinari — then 22 to Kim’s 30 — was told that such a move would be good for his career and that he would garner lots of media exposure. Gallinari declined, saying he would be happy to meet Kim but wasn’t interested in dating or being a reality-show star.

When they didn’t find any Knicks for her to date, they ostensibly moved onto the Nets, which is how they found Kris Humphries. Now this answers a lot of questions about where Kris came from, considering he lacked a national profile prior to his relationship with Kim. It also supports what I said about the report suggesting Kim cheated on Kris with football player Bret Lockett. Many of these stories are manufactured by the reality TV crew to generate interest in the show. It’s hard to know what’s real and what isn’t, but the Kardashians sure know how to keep the audience hooked.

Chest bump to Black Sports Online