Kanye West raps about love triangle with Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Kanye West dropped a new track “Theraflu” with DJ Khaled on Wedesday. And while the song bangs, there’s more to it than that. What’s notable is Kanye makes the operatic admission of being in love with Kim Kardashian while she was married to Kris Humphries. Drama, you guys. Drama. Kanye spit these bars in the second verse:

“And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim, around the same time she had fell in love with him. Well that’s cool, baby girl do your thing. Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team.”

Not only does this revelation of a love triangle seem to lend credence to the allegations that bald lady Amber Rose made, saying Kanye cheated on her with Kim, but it also might have made whatever ludicrous “reality” show on which Kim and Kris’ doomed marriage was portrayed more watchable. Now I guess we should expect “Kim and Kanye Take Over the World” coming to the E! Network’s airwaves this fall.

Hit the jump to hear the song. The above lyrics come in around 1:20. Song obviously NSFW:

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Host thinks Kris Humphries would be great as ‘The Bachelor’

Tim Tebow may not be interested in starring on “The Bachelor,” but the show’s host believes another athlete would be great on it: Kris Humphries.

Chris Harrison apologized last week for causing a frenzy about “approaching” Tebow to be on the show, which he admits was more of a friendly joke than a formal offer. But Harrison told reporters that Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be ex-husband would be great for the show.

“Yeah and, you know, an athlete that would definitely draw in ratings would be Kris Humphries with the whole Kardashian fall out,” Harrison said, per wetpaint. “I know exactly that would — he would be good and obviously he’s ready to get married. It’s just, could we make it longer than 72 days that would be the big question.”

You know what’s sad? Even a staged marriage for a TV show could last longer than the Humphries-Kardashian marriage. Wait, isn’t that what they were, too?

H/T Hollywood Life
Photo Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-US PRESSWIRE

Jeremy Lin sticks up for Kris Humphries, feels badly for him

We all know the background story of Kris Humphries. He was married to Kim Kardashian for a very brief period of time — scripted proposal and all. Anytime you associate yourself with a Kardashian, the hatred is bound to pour in. The Kris Humphries Popularity Restoration Project recently received a fantastic endorsement, however. When you have Jeremy Lin in your corner, you have a shot.

“He’s a really nice guy,” Humphries said on the Scott Van Pelt Show when discussing his recent encounter with America’s favorite baller. “He just said, ‘Hey, I don’t know why they boo you, but I think it’s crap, and you’re playing really well.’ That was nice of him to say. He’s a really nice guy. … It’s nice to see great things happen for nice people.

“I think that sometimes the typical sports fan that comes to a game may not understand you, or kind of looks at you like, why are you doing this or that? At the end of the day, it’s about coming to the gym, and what you do on the court. And I think true basketball people respect guys that no matter what’s going on in their life, they approach the game the same way, focus and play hard.”

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Humphries knew exactly what he was getting himself into. When you become involved with Kim K., you have expect people to heckle you with hilarious giant cut-outs. Having J. Lin on his side at least gives Humphries a puncher’s chance of winning back some of the fans.

Twins auctioning off ball signed by Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

How much would you pay for a baseball that is signed by the legendary Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian? If you answered “more than $1,000,” you still have a shot to become the proud owner of this rare collector’s item. The Minnesota Twins are currently auctioning off a ball that was signed by the soon-to-be divorced couple, with proceeds benefiting the Minnesota Twins Community Club. The item description on the Twins’ auction website reads as follows:

Fans can now bid on an official Major League baseball autographed by both reality TV star Kim Kardashian and soon-to-be former husband and Minneapolis, Minnesota native Kris Humphries.

“We have as far as we know, a one-of-a-kind item – a baseball with both of their signatures which we believe is best used to raise incremental funds for the good works of the Community Fund,” said Kevin Smith, executive director of public affairs for the Twins.

The Minnesota-native Humphries threw out the first pitch at Target Field on July 1 and his fiancee was there to cheer him on. From there we had the scripted proposal, the marriage, the divorce, and Kim K. chasing after Tim Tebow. You all know the story.

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to buy a lottery ticket this afternoon. If I hit it big, I’m hopping right on that auction website and outbidding everyone for this thing. Once in a lifetime rareness doesn’t even begin to describe how excited I am. Bidding ends on Valentine’s Day. Time to go to work.

Fist pound to Big League Stew

Kris Humphries Embraces the Boos: ‘I Love a Hostile Environment on the Road’

There are some athletes who play their best when the world is against them. Guys like Barry Bonds and Gary Sheffield embraced the bad guy role, and seemed to peak when everyone was out to get them. It sounds like Kris Humphries may be one of those guys.

Humphries was already named the NBA’s most hated player, and he was booed beginning in the preseason. He says he enjoys it.

“If I go out on the road and people are booing and what not, I really don’t mind it. I love a hostile environment on the road, people aren’t gonna cheer for you, especially if you are competing against their favorite team,” he told Haute Living.

Humphries says opposing fans aren’t the only ones targeting him this season.

“This year I’ve definitely gotten more attention from other teams in terms of “’Oh we’ve gotta stop this guy,'” he says.

Is that because Humphries is good, or because the Nets have so few other weapons? Probably a little of both.

The Nets forward indicates he uses the boos as motivation, but I’ll be even he had a laugh at what the fans in Toronto did to taunt him. That still remains one of the most creative things we’ve seen from fans this year.

Kris Humphries’ Proposal to Kim Kardashian Was Scripted

So that whole thing about reality TV? Yeah, it might need a new name. We already knew that Kim Kardashian was casting boyfriends for her last relationship before agreeing on Kris Humphries. With this latest bit of information, we’re seeing more and more that “reality” TV is really just scripted drama.

Radar Online reports that the well documented proposal by Kris Humphries to Kim Kardashian was staged.

“Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever,” a source said.

“First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening,” the source says. “She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.”

Time to adjust our vocabularies because there’s nothing real about reality TV anymore. The proposal couldn’t have been more staged than if it involved DeSean Jackson meeting a bullied child on The View.

Blake Griffin Dunks on Kris Humphries in Triumph of Good vs. Evil (Video)

Blake Griffin’s second quarter dunk on Kris Humphries in Monday’s Clippers-Nets game is what we call a sports win.

Griffin, the NBA’s favorite dunker, hammered one home on Kris Humphries, the NBA’s least favorite player. It really doesn’t get any better than that.

As Ball Don’t Lie says, this is definitely the internet’s favorite dunk.