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Ozzie Guillen blames Madonna for A-Rod’s downfall

Ozzie Guillen, being the sly jokester that he is, decided to connect the downfall of Alex Rodriguez back to Madonna. Here’s what he tweeted on Monday:

MadonnaA-Rod and Madonna dated back in 2008, which is the same time when Rodriguez’s wife filed for divorce. Madonna even had A-Rod into kabbalah, and the two were supposedly set up by Jerry Seinfeld, if you can believe that.

But I wouldn’t consider Madonna the cause of those guys’ problems. Shoot, The Worm won three titles with the Bulls and led the league in rebounding three times after his relationship with Madonna. I think this is more a matter of if you’re wild and crazy enough to date Madonna, you probably had some wildness/craziness in you already, which would show in other aspects of life.

Video: Boston Radio Host Asks Madonna if Alex Rodriguez Has a Painting of Himself as a Half-Man, Half-Horse in His House

For those of us who have experienced the Toucher and Rich Morning Show on Boston’s 98.5 The Sports Hub, the craziest question Madonna was asked at the Super Bowl on Thursday came as no surprise.  I’m sure Madonna has fielded questions that are much more bizarre than the one Rich Shertenlieb threw at her in Indianapolis, but probably not in a sports setting.  As only Shertenlieb or his partner Fred Toettcher would do, Rich decided to ask Madonna if the rumors about Alex Rodriguez having a painting that depicts himself as a half-man, half-horse in his house are true.  Here is a video of the exchange that The Nosebleeds passed along:

I’m not sure what would have been more embarrassing: the answer she gave about the picture of her on a horse or if she just simply said “yes, he does.”  Now we know A-Rod has (or had) a large picture of Madonna laying on a horse in his house.  In addition, he may or may not have a picture of himself depicted as a centaur.

Kudos to Shertenlieb for traveling all the way to Indianapolis to ask a question like that.  Considering these are the game guys who hung up on the legendary Bill Walton, a question of that nature was expected.

Madonna on Whether or Not Rob Gronkowski Will Play: I Would if it Was Me

You ever have a tough decision to make and you really don’t know which way to turn, so you ask yourself. “What would Madonna do?”  I know it has happened to me many times in my life, and if Rob Gronkowski has that thought at any point this week he’ll be out on the field come Sunday evening. 

Madonna, who is performing at halftime of Super Bowl 46, sat down with reporters on Thursday afternoon. Since everyone else has had to answer questions about Gronkowski’s ankle, reporters figured they’d get her opinion on the subject as well.

“Well, a lot of people would say I’m a bit of a masochist,” Madonna said according to Ian Rapoport of the Boston Herald. “I would just tape my ankle, and say prayers, take an anti-inflammatory and get my butt out there. Is that the answer?”

She also said she “hopes” Gronk ends up playing.  We don’t really know what Gronk’s fake limping performance from Thursday morning means, but we know Madonna thinks he should get his butt out there regardless of how much he’s hurting.  Gronk or no Gronk, at least we now know nothing is going to keep Madonna from fulfilling her halftime duties.  If she suffers an injury over the next few days, just get a cortisone shot in her and send her on her way. If only she had rubbed off on her ex-boyfriend.

So A-Rod, Madonna, and Jerry Seinfeld All Walk Into a Bar …

Could it be true? Is Jerry Seinfeld playing matchmaker in the A-Rod/Madonna love triangle? It appears as if the comedian’s home in the Hamptons served as a sly rendezvous for Madonna and A-Rod not long ago. From Page Six via Ben Maller:

Our spies say the clandestine East End meeting between soon-to-be-divorced Madge and freshly single A-Rod occurred on Oct. 21. A chopper carrying the Yankee slugger was seen landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica’s [Seinfeld] car.

Less than 40 minutes later, another helicopter that took off from Chelsea Piers with Madonna aboard landed at the same airstrip.

“A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry’s place,” a witness told us. “When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen.”

Much like the Yankees playoff hopes this season, A-Rod was in-and-out, leaving Seinfeld’s mansion four hours later apparently. Hmm, I wonder what they were doing for four hours? A marathon kabbalah session? I’m sure that has to be it! I don’t believe things could possibly get more weird nor disgusting.

Madonna Wants Alex Rodriguez’s Baby? A-Rod Moving into the Neighborhood?

So I still haven’t completely comprehended the whole Madonna/Alex Rodriguez couple. It’s still pretty strange that A-Rod wound up with her in the first place. Think about it: when you’re A-Rod, you have the pick of the litter. Anyone you want and it’s yours. And you choose some of the chicks that he does? I don’t get it. Well since I guess many of us are past this totally weird couple thing, try this on for size:

Rodriguez shares Madonna’s belief in the mystical Jewish tradition of kabbalah. Monday, Britain’s Daily Mail quoted a friend of Madonna as saying, “She thinks he’s physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man.”

One report had Rodriguez close to buying the $80million four-bedroom, 5,200-square-foot penthouse there. Insiders told The News he was scoping out several cheaper condos.”

Dude, A-Rod, get out before it’s too late. Seriously man, what are you thinking? I can’t believe how easily swayed he is. He really doesn’t sound too far off from the kid Jose Canseco described in the book, Vindicated. And how about something a little more in your age group too, A-Rod?

So That Madonna’s Looking Pretty Hot

I’ve already touched on Alex Rodriguez’s pretty crappy taste in women. Just in case you had some vision of Madonna looking hot and sexy from one of her 80s music videos, let me give you a taste of what she looks like now.

Honestly A-Rod, you’re telling me you’re really into that? Yeeesh. She’s looking like Carrot Top with a bleach job. Yuck.

Alex Rodriguez and Wife Split; Alex with Madonna, Cynthia with Lenny Kravitz

I didn’t get a chance to post on the original A-Rod and Madonna rumors that were floating around the last two days, mainly because I didn’t know what to make of them. Well, now it’s starting to look a heck of a lot more like those stories were true. Both the NY Daily News and the NY Post are saying that A-Rod and his wife have split up, though no formal divorce papers have been filed. I’m guessing this news has little relation to the recent stories about A-Rod and Madonna popping up; the same reports say Cynthia has been cozy with Lenny Kravitz of all people, even before these stories were printed.

Everything seems plausible given the fact that A-Rod, Madonna, and Kravitz all have the same manager, Guy Oseary. I guess it was no coincidence that A-Rod decided to hire entertainment managers — he wants an in on that world, and he’s certainly making the most of it. What’s crazy to me is that A-Rod keeps clubbing like nobody’s business. The way he’s going, he’ll soon be leading the American League in home runs despite his stint on the DL. Regardless of his love life and the best efforts of the tabloids to distract him, he still hits. That’s impressive. As for Cynthia, I never really saw it and apparently A-Rod’s over it. Hanging out with Kravitz in Paris the last four days? That’s nuts. Between the two, I’d say Cynthia’s overachieving and Alex’s underachieving. Just my opinion.

(via Ballhype)