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Dallas Cowboys Like Being Nude

In the past two days, nude photos of two Dallas Cowboys have somehow hit the internet. Yesterday, nude pictures that Martellus Bennet allegedly sent his ex-girlfriend hit the web, and he has since apologized. The next apology will be coming from Cowboys safety Mike Hamlin for his nude photo, and possibly the Cowboys organization as this seems to be a growing problem. The actual photos show more, obviously, but this isn’t a porn website so I’ll spare everyone.

Could these two pictures look any more alike? How is it that they are almost an identical photo and they’ve been discovered on consecutive days. This situation is about as weird as it gets if you ask me. I’m sorry to say that I’m not convinced they weren’t sending these pictures to each other. Just a thought. A sick one, but a thought nonetheless.

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Cowboys Safety Mike Hamlin D*** Shot Revealed [Terez Owens]

Greg Oden’s Lawyers Threaten over Naked Pictures of Oden’s Penis

Wow, just when you thought you’d seen it all, pictures of Greg Oden’s dong hit the web. This isn’t exactly something we have been blessed to receive, but nonetheless they have emerged. World Star Hip Hop has posted a video that shows three stills of Greg Oden taking a picture of himself on a cameraphone. My guess is Oden was trying to entice some lady who realized she could make some nice cash by selling the pics to the right website. The first pic clearly shows it’s Oden standing in a bathroom, and the next two pictures are of Oden letting his flag fly. Take your plunge into holy penis-ness if you’re so inclined by following this link to World Star Hip Hop. And in case you were wondering, Deadspin has posted a letter from BDA Sports’ legal department, Oden’s management group. It pretty much confirms that the donger in question belongs to one Gregory Oden.