New Zealand All Blacks Ad Urges Fans to Avoid Sex During Rugby World Cup (Video)

For whatever reason, playing sports and having sex have been connected countless times in the past.  Certain coaches have claimed it weakens legs and should be avoided before a big game.  Some people believe sex helps relieve tension before a stressful event so it can be a useful tool.

Russell Martin says he was once injured while getting it on. The Beijing Olympic committee knew doing the dirty was inevitable in the Olympic Village, so they provided the necessary resources for athletes to remain safe.  Ray Edwards partially credited abstinence for helping him win his boxing debut. Contemplating the effects of sex makes sense from a competitor’s standpoint, but why should fans abstain?

The television ad company Telecom Corp. in New Zealand seems to think practicing abstinence is a great way to show your support for the New Zealand All Blacks during the Rugby World Cup.  The video rallying for fans to avoid temptation features former Rugby player Sean Fitzpatrick.  Check out the strange rally cry, courtesy of Off the Bench:

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Francesca Schiavone and Andy Murray Support Pre-Match Sex

In separate interviews published within the last 24 hours, two tennis players were asked about their thoughts on having sex before matches. Unsurprisingly they both endorsed the act of sexual release before taking the court.

Reigning French Open champion Francesca Schiavone said ‘For a woman, sex before a match is not only allowed, it is fantastic. It raises your hormone levels and brings advantages to all of your points. ‘In recent years I have grown, and my feminine side is a lot more visible. But it is a gift reserved for just a few.”

Andy Murray was far less detailed but he expressed a similar sentiment. Murray says that unlike boxers who turn down sex leading up to a fight, tennis players cannot employ the same practice because they play so frequently. If they didn’t have sex before matches, they’d always be saying no, he reasoned.

I don’t know about you, but I have a hard time picturing Murray getting down since he’s seems like a by-the-book guy. As for Schiavone, we know quite well that she’s even thinking about sex during matches. There’s a video floating around on the internet that serves as proof of this, but I’ll leave it up to you to find that.

Thanks to SI Hot Clicks and USA Today for the hilarious story

John Daly Ex Says Golfers Paid for Sexual Favors at TPC Southwind in Memphis

When the fourth ex-wife of John Daly decides to speak out, one would assume her goal is to throw golf’s notorious bad boy under the bus. While that may be true to some extent, Sherrie Daly seems to be targeting the entire PGA in her memoir, “Teed Off: My Life as a Player’s Wife on the PGA Tour.” Of course, Sherrie is the ex-wife of a wacky clothes-wearing, chain-smoking party animal, so her stories are bound to be colorful.

While Sherrie talks about everything from fighting off strippers and Hooters girls to finding her husband in bed with other women, Deadspin called our attention to one particularly entertaining claim she made about the 16th hole at TPC Southwind in Memphis.

I’d been told by many men in Memphis, including my banker, that there was a girl who’d give golfers [oral sex] when they got to the sixteenth hole . . . Apparently, all they had to do was pay $300 when they got there, and she’d take them into the bushes.”

I don’t watch a ton of golf, but I play quite a bit.  It has to be assumed that Sherrie is talking about practice rounds, because I don’t see how someone would have enough time to receive a sexual favor between holes 16 and 17 during a tournament.  Not to mention, the cameramen would probably be wondering where the golfers have been disappearing to after they sink their puts on the 16th green.  If this practice is going on during tournaments and no one has caught on, the price should probably be steeper than $300. Just saying.

Survey: Most Single Women Prefer Super Bowl to Having Sex

Exactly how big is the Super Bowl?  For the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers, it’s life-altering.  For advertisers, it’s arguably the most important day of the year.  For Jerry Jones and the city of Dallas, it’s a gold rush.  For the casual fan, it’s the best sporting event going.  For the die-hard fan, it’s three hours of unrivaled anxiety.  For single women, it’s better than sex.

The popular dating website Zoosk.com conducted an interesting survey recently regarding the Super Bowl.  They surveyed over 1,000 singles to get some of their thoughts about the big game, and what they found was intriguing to say the least.  Probably the most shocking discovery was that 73 percent of single women responded that they would rather watch the Super Bowl than have sex, compared to only 50 percent of men.

To me, that’s particularly surprising considering these people are actively looking for love and not married women who could be sick of their husbands.  Then again, we already know football fans have better sex after their favorite team seals a victory, so maybe it’s all relative.  That just goes to show you how strongly the NFL has built its brand and how important their championship has become.

The other fun discovery made by Zoosk was that men chose Brett Favre most often (32 percent of the time) as a player they’d “want to grab a beer with,” while women chose Tom Brady (32 percent of the time).  Brady makes sense, but if I were a single guy I wouldn’t want to be having lunch with and taking pointers from a guy who allegedly sexually harasses women.  Not to mention, there’s no telling what might come out once the beer starts flowing.

Here’s hoping there will be no lockout in 2011.

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Ochocinco Publishes a Little (Alleged) Sexcapade on His Twitter Account

Depending on how much of a Chad Ochocinco fan you are, his Twitter account may have become a serious TMI situation for you on Thursday night.  Unless Chad is a complete liar — which I wouldn’t doubt — he went on a blind date with a 57-year-old woman.  It would appear he was keeping his partner in crime up to speed with all the happenings of the date via Twitter.  He Tweeted everything from who was paying for the meal to how they (allegedly) ended up in the sack together.  It sounds like this time Russell the Love Muscle was involved.  Want dirty details? He’s got those, too.  Check out some of these Tweets.

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Marcellus Wiley on NFL Hotel Sex Parties: ‘Of Course it Happens’

Chiefs wide receiver Dwayne Bowe blew the cover for NFL players when he shared a story about his teammates setting up a hotel sex party during a road trip to San Diego. While it’s not surprising to hear that this stuff goes on, it’s a shocker to hear a player speak about it openly to the media (Bowe wrote it as a contribution to ESPN the Magazine). Former NFL player and current analyst Marcellus Wiley joined the Jorge Sedano Show on 790 the Ticket in Miami and discussed the Bowe story.

Wiley started off by saying that Bowe “broke the code” by publicly talking about a “dirty secret” like that. Wiley then shared a story that happened during his third year in 1999 when as a member of the Bills, they had a road trip to Seattle and had a similar setup to the one Bowe described. “There were a few ladies already setup, already there, already in the hotel,” Wiley said. His team wound up losing that game despite going 11-5 on the year.

Although Wiley noted that “of course it goes on, of course it happens,” he clarified by saying these organized groupie imports don’t happen every road trip, nor every other other road trip. That seems to make sense because you figure it takes a lot of time, money, and planning to orchestrate something like what Bowe described. Hitting up your girls in a given city the day before a game seems much easier to do. Wiley also estimated that 80% of NFL players cheat on their spouses/girlfriends. Any wonder why one of Bowe’s former teammates is trying to dispute the claims?

Marcellus Wiley on The Jorge Sedano Show [790 the Ticket]

Vancouver Olympics Receive Emergency Supply of Condoms

The amount of sexual intercourse that goes on in the Olympic Village every two years is legendary. In fact, they even encourage it by providing 100,000 condoms for free. If that’s not enough, the 2012 Olympics in London have a sexual logo. We touched on the reason two years ago by saying, “The Olympic Village is like a summer sleep-away camp but worse — you’re sticking a bunch of sexually deprived world-class athletes all in closed quarters, with nothing but raging, competitive hormones pumping through their veins.” That’s why it’s no surprise to read that they almost ran out of condoms in Vancouver this week. From the National Post via Sports by Brooks:

Health officials in Vancouver have already provided 100,000 free condoms to the roughly 7,000 ahtletes and officials at the Games. That’s about 14 condoms per person. But as of Wednesday, those supplies started running dangerously low.

So naturally, the Canadian Foundation for AIDS research decided to step and make sure there were no hitches in Olympic action.

Three boxes of about 8,500 condoms were sent in as relief. Any wonder why Lindsey Vonn’s husband serves as her manager? Dude’s no dummy. It’s just a shame that the Winter Games don’t have as many good looking girls as the Summer Games in Beijing. The same can probably be said for the men.