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To Chad Ochocinco’s credit, he has had an awful season but managed to not turn it into a sob story about how he doesn’t get the ball enough. Granted, Ocho understands that Bill Belichick and Tom Brady would have his you-know-what out the door the second he raised a single complaint, but he has been on his best behavior. Not only that, but he seems to be having fun with his new team as evidenced by this hilarious Photoshopped picture he shared with the world a couple weeks ago.

However, we could see some serious frustration coming from Ochocinco if he doesn’t find the end zone soon.  As our friends over at The Nosebleeds pointed out, Chad says his fiancee Evelyn Lozada has refused to have sex with him until he can score a touchdown for the Patriots.  Check it out:

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I knew that players at big time schools were Big Men on Campus and raking in the ladies, but I had no idea that the same was true for smaller schools. Apparently that is the case. Sports by Brooks has a hilarious story about fliers circulating around the New Mexico State campus Wednesday. The fliers encourage a sex strike against the school’s football players until they win. In case you were out of the loop, New Mexico State is 0-4 and just got stomped 59-0 by Boise State. They’ve lost their games by a combined 182-57 total.

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As lewd as those fliers are, they sure are hilarious. At least former UCLA defensive coordinator DeWayne Walker can thank the people behind the flier for providing his players with some motivation!