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Tiger Woods Needed Facial Surgery After Elin Broke His Cheek Bone?

UPDATE: This whole story is a hoax. I’ll continue to stick with the TMZ story.

Very early on in the Tiger Woods scandal I concluded Tiger got beat up by Elin based on information I read on TMZ. There wasn’t much dispute over that notion considering Tiger’s hospital stay, the fact that Elin had a golf club at the car, and that Tiger wound up crashing at a low speed. Now a report is coming out saying that Elin indeed beat Tiger with a golf club and that he underwent facial surgery as a result:

At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV and, as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a nine iron. She put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose, causing his nose to bruise some, virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house, with Elin swinging the golf club, through the hallway to the garage.

The report added that Tiger flew on a private plane to Phoenix to visit a plastic surgeon and cosmetic dentist for reconstructive surgery and that’s why he kept postponing the meeting with the Florida CHP. I guess Tiger and Ben Roethlisberger have something in common. Now one aspect of the story that has largely gone ignored is the domestic violence/abuse side. Adding everything Tiger did wrong up still does not excuse Elin’s violence. Where are the Abused Men’s Groups to step up and represent?

(Tiger wax figure courtesy of PUNTE)

Tiger Woods Text Messages to Jaimee Grubbs: Because I’m Blasian!

I hope Jaimee Grubbs is satisfied because it seems like she’s getting everything she wanted in life: a moment of fame, a relationship with a high profile celebrity, and a lot of money for telling her story. The first pay day came when she released a voicemail from Tiger to US Magazine. The latest pay day came when she released text messages from Tiger that appear in US Magazine. Here’s an excerpt of his texts:

One exchange from Sept. 27, 2009 reads:

TIGER: I need you
JAIMEE: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
TIGER: I will wear you out soon
JAIMEE: how soon? I got a new piercing

A couple hours later that same day, Woods vows to Grubbs “quietly and secretively we will always be together …when was the last time you got laid”.

In a text-swap on Oct. 18, Grubbs wonders “why I keep falling more and more for u ;).” Woods’ unexpected reply: “because I’m blasian :).”

Tiger once famously called himself a “cablinasian,” which is a reference to Tiger’s racial makeup of Caucasian, Black, Native American, and Asian. I wonder why he said “blasian” in the text — what’s that supposed to mean? These texts remind me of what other golfers on tour have said about Woods before, that’s he’s funny and a dirty talker in the locker room who cracks lots of jokes. This sounds much more like that person than the one who appears like a robot in interviews. Yes, Tiger will still bounce back from all of this stronger than ever on the course but no doubt this period of time is embarrassing for him.

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Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Kalika Moquin

Tiger Woods’ Favorite Mistress? Porn Star Joslyn James

Considering a new mistress seems to emerge on a daily basis for Tiger Woods — and that’s not even an exaggeration — it’s surprising that none of this information came out before. If Tiger was out carousing at clubs constantly, banging chicks left and right, then why didn’t any of this information ever emerge? Where were all the Vegas spies to say Tiger was “spotted” at the club. Was everyone on the take? It really makes you wonder how the media dropped the ball on this one until the National Enquirer stepped up Thanksgiving week. Anyway, Deadspin did some investigation and provides incredible insight into the world of cheating and corruption for VIPs like Tiger. For instance, they say Rachel Uchitel was really more of a party liaison for Tiger than a mistress. They also say porn star Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James is/was his favorite girl.

Last week, James supposedly left a status update on her facebook account suggesting all the chicks proclaiming they had relationships with Tiger only wanted to be like her: “”I find it comical when certain individuals have no life of their own and want to be ME…so terribly bad. LMAO!” Deadspin’s source also says “Joslyn used love to talk about “all the freaky shit Tiger dug in bed,” and that every time he’d come to town he’d pay for a visit. You know, with cash.” The news keeps getting worse for Tiger on a daily basis. At this point, I don’t even feel badly about his character getting crushed; he did it to himself. The only shame was the sham the sponsors and media had us believing this whole time.

Read more of Deadspin’s reporting

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Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson

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Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Kalika Moquin

Did Rachel Uchitel Get Hush Money or Is She Sick of her 15 Minutes of Fame?

A major surprise developed in the Tiger Woods affair saga on Thursday when his first noted mistress, Rachel Uchitel, decided not to hold a press conference to divulge information about their relationship. I honestly thought she had held the conference to begin with because she wanted to capitalize on her fame. Now it appears as if the conference was canceled for the exact opposite reason — she wants to disappear. We’ll let the almighty TMZ take it away:

Sources say … Rachel decided not to come out fighting at a news conference. She walked away without taking a cent from Tiger Woods. One very connected source said, “This was absolutely not about money.”

Sources say Rachel became “scared for her safety” because she knows so much about Tiger, his alleged affairs and a variety of other Woods matters. We’re told Tiger confided in Rachel … she knows specifics about “other women,” as well as information about Tiger’s marriage.

Considering her reputation as a “partygirl” which to me is a euphemism for upscale hooker, I guess it makes sense that she’s not releasing private information about Tiger the way Jamie Grubbs did. Given the reports that Uchitel’s hooked up with both A-Rod and Jeter, she could severely limit her future earning power by hanging Tiger out to dry. Also, because Tiger already apologized for his “transgressions” on Wednesday, Uchitel would not have been blowing the lid off anything new so there really wasn’t much of a point to her confirming what Tiger’s already confirmed. For Uchitel, the best strategy is to disappear for a while and hope her “partygirl” business picks up before long. Secrecy and discretion is a premium in her line of work.


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Tiger Woods Admits Cheating, Affair in Apology on Website

After playing the deny, “nothing to see here” game for nearly a week while girls continued to come out of the woodwork to share their details of affairs, Tiger Woods finally came clean on his website Wednesday morning (somewhat). Tiger specifically admitted to “transgressions” and “personal sins,” though they were careful not to use the buzz words “cheating” or “affair.” Here’s a few pieces of the apology:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Woods essentially asked people to respect the privacy of his family regarding the issue and understand that things won’t be played out in public. With the tabloids hammering him constantly, it was about time that he struck on the issue and made a move. I believe it was the right one — he admitted he has made mistakes but asked them to remain private issues. That’s exactly how it should have been played. The National Enquirer blew the cover off the story and once that happened, it was necessary for Tiger to act. He finally did, and now we should respect his family’s privacy. Problem is most of the media and many fans won’t let this rest. People love to see failure and public beatings.

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Tiger Woods Beat Up, Hit and Bloodied by Wife Elin Nordegren?

The events of Thanksgiving week have to be amongst the worst in Tiger Woods’ life. On Wednesday the National Enquirer said that Tiger Woods had a mistress/hooker on the side, Rachel Uchitel, whom he flew to various locations around the world, ostensibly for sex. Since the evidence against him from the Enquirer seemed to be pretty strong, he must have had a tough time answering questions from his wife Elin Nordegren. While Woods’ camp may have been tight-lipped about a “car accident” he was involved in nearby his house early Friday morning, the latest report from TMZ seems to make by far the most sense:

[Tiger] said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

Now this fills in every blank and hole in the story that existed prior to the report. Namely, how did Tiger have cuts all around his face and bleeding in his mouth from a low-speed collision with a fire hydrant? Additionally, why did Elin break the back door of the car with a golf club? It also explains why Tiger’s driving was so out of control despite not being drunk. This story seems to confirm the rumor of Tiger’s affair and makes you wonder about the status of his family (e.g. will Elin take him back?). It also marks the first chink in the perfect image Tiger’s created throughout his career. Now here’s where the tough question comes in: how will he be accepted by the public after this incident? Steve McNair was vilified by many for cheating on his wife while others decided to care strictly about his on-field accomplishments. How will you choose to view Tiger from now on?

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