More than a handful of fans per MLB season make the idiotic decision to to hop the barrier that separates spectators from the field. In most cases, this results in a hefty fan and a night in a local jail. The risk is obviously worth the reward for some people.
We’re glad one Toronto Blue Jays fan decided to take the plunge on May 5, because it led to one of the most hilarious police reports you will ever read. The officer who wrote the arrest report did more than just outline Joseph’s charge of willfully interfering with the use, enjoyment or operation of property. He also took the opportunity to blast the Blue Jays for sucking.
The report, which was uncovered by the guys at Drunk Jays Fans, read as follows: