By Larry Brown | May 14, 2013 - Posted in Hockey

Toronto Sun chokes on us

The Toronto Maple Leafs completed the biggest choke job in the history of the third period of Game 7 Stanley Cup Playoff hockey. Yes, the Leafs blew a 4-1 lead in the third, gave up two goals in 31 seconds, and lost to the Boston Bruins 5-4 in overtime to lose Game 7 of their Eastern Conference series on Monday night.

The local paper, the Toronto Sun decided to put the joke err choke on them. It was rightfully deserved.

Hey, Leafs fans, it’s not as if we haven’t been there before; the Bruins blew a 3-0 series lead to the Flyers in 2010. Happens to the best of us.

By Larry Brown | December 7, 2012 - Posted in Hockey

A man who was acting as Santa Claus at a festival in Toronto was fired for telling a young boy that the Maple Leafs suck.

The Santa apparently showed up 30 minutes late for his gig at Lowe’s Toronto Christmas Market and then proceeded to insult a 3-year-old boy.

“The first thing he tells my son is, ‘Oh, you look like Paul Bunyan,’” the child’s mother told the Toronto Sun. “Really? Is that appropriate?

“Then he said, ‘Oh, you’re wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs tuque, you shouldn’t be wearing that, they suck.’”

The mother took the insults as a clear sign to leave. She says her son was crying all the way home and asked who Paul Bunyan was. The mother says all she could tell her son was that Santa was having a bad day.

Upset over the issue, the mother went on the festival’s Facebook page to complain.

Just came back from the market and I am fuming! The market itself was so so, great freebies and great carol singers. But, I have a 3 year old and the reason we went there was for him to see Santa. SANTA WAS A JERK! My son waited in line during a cold and snowy afternoon and the first thing Santa told him was that his thick GAP black and red jacket made him look like Paul Bunyan. Then he also pointed out my son’s Toronto Maple leafs winter toque and said he shouldnt be wearing that and that the Maple leafs suck! What an awful experience for my boy, because Santa said his favorite team sucked! then my son wanted to know who Paul Bunyan was. It was the worst Santa experience! My initial post was deleted so I am reposting this.

The woman says she received an apology from the event’s organizers. The Toronto Sun also confirmed that the Santa has been fired.

And here we were thinking this sort of thing only happened in movies. This is the exact sort of thing that could scar a poor child for life.

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By Steve DelVecchio | April 10, 2012 - Posted in Hockey

Since I have never been a season ticket holder for any sports team, I can’t imagine how an apology letter from the team would feel. On one hand, the team doesn’t have to say anything. The front office can just sit quietly, count the thousands of dollars you spent over the course of a season, and accept that such is life in the unpredictable world of sports. Season ticket holders know the risk they take when they agree to go to every home game, so I have no major problem with that. Either that, or the team can apologize for a bad season. Here is the letter that the Maple Leafs sent to their fans, which was pointed out by Michele Steele on Twitter:

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By Shallon Lester | November 21, 2010 - Posted in Gossip, Hockey

Hockey is already the red-headed step child of the sports world, and something tells me that an endorsement from Justin Bieber isn’t going to help.

The Beebs says that if he wasn’t titillating tweens around the world with his barely-tolerable musical stylings, he’d be…playing pro hockey?

“Singing is my first passion, but if things didn’t work out, I would be trying to play for the Toronto Maple Leafs,” Bieber said confidently. “I’m sure I could teach them a thing or two with my mad skills!”

Despite his pee wee league experience (check out his player card), he obviously didn’t get the memo that flatironing your hair isn’t considered a “mad skill” valued by the NHL. Although, picturing Milan Lucic or Matt Cooke dropping the gloves against Justin Bieber makes us absolutely giddy with bloodlust. Better keep JB away from Sean Avery though…they might trade fashion tips.