The following occurred at an end-of-season party, but it deserves to be filed under weird injuries regardless. It may not result in Player X missing any time in his sport, but if you think breaking a toe playing with your kids or missing a spring training game because of a bug bite is weird this will blow your mind.
According to Fox Sports, via SbB Live, a few Welsh non-league footballers for Tenby AFC were horsing around at an end-of-season party when things went terribly, terribly wrong. I’m not talking about a party getting out of hand and a fight breaking out or police making arrests. That sort of happened too, but we can get into that later. The most special moment from this party happened when an unnamed 37-year-old midfielder was turned into a popsicle. By that I mean one of his teammates jammed a pool cue up his ass.
“It was a bit of horseplay that went seriously wrong,” an unnamed source told the English newspaper The Mirror. “We’d all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there.”