Female Bears fan falls off stripper pole at tailgate (Video)

I’ve seen this video several times and cannot stop laughing at it. Some female Bears fan decided she would try out the sturdy, secure, and top-of-the-line quality stripper pole that one can only find at a tailgate. After receiving a boost and some assistance by a dude managing the thing, she tried spinning around and forgot the all-important aspect of pole dancing: always hold onto the pole.

This girl seemed to be either a) drunk b) lacking the physical strength to maneuver on the pole or c) all of the above.

Either way, the result was definitely a win for the Internet.

Chest bump to Guyism