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Saturday, November 16, 2019

James Harden

Russell Westbrook takes shot at Patrick Beverley

Wednesday night’s Houston Rockets-LA Clippers game proved to be entertaining on many levels.

James Harden scored 47 points in the 102-93 win, while Austin Rivers managed to get his dad Doc a technical foul. On top of that, Patrick Beverley fouled out, leading Russell Westbrook to take a shot at his counterpart after the game.

Westbrook dismissed Beverley’s reputation for being a defensive stopper, saying the guard tricked everyone into thinking he was good on defense.

Beverley was asked about Westbrook’s comments but declined to engage.

Harden went for 47 points and the Clippers lost. There wasn’t much for Beverley to be able to say except, “hey, it’s November. Call me if this happens in the playoffs.”

Plus, maybe he didn’t want to get into it because despite the loss, the numbers showed Beverley actually did shut down Harden when defending him.

Just don’t expect Beverley to make his teammates look bad by pointing that out.

Reddit poster argues James Harden’s road stats are affected by strip clubs

James Harden

James Harden is not the only NBA player who enjoys patronizing gentlemen’s clubs while on the road, but the Houston Rockets star has a reputation for being a frequent customer. Following Harden’s poor performance against the Heat in Miami last weekend, a fan couldn’t help wonder if one of Harden’s favorite hobbies could have a direct impact on his on-court performance.

Reddit user AngryCentrist, a Rockets fan, went to great lengths this week to see if Harden’s performance in road games could be positively or negatively impacted by the quality of gentlemen’s clubs in the city in which the Rockets are playing. His methodology was actually quite complicated. He compared Harden’s stats in road games to his overall stats over the past four seasons and came up with a formula for determining which games Harden was “sub-par” in or “very sub-par.”

In order to determine which cities had the best strip clubs, AngryCentrist used the average google review rating for the first 10 strip clubs in each city that showed up in a Google search. You can see more of the work here.

The analysis is extremely in-depth, and the conclusion is hilarious. The Reddit professor found that there is a correlation between Harden’s performance in road games and the quality of strip clubs in the cities where the games take place. Harden’s best performance, according to the research, comes in the city with the “worst” strip clubs, which is Toronto. His worst performances came in Miami, which has the “best” strip clubs.

Could defensive scheme, matchups, and other basketball factors play a role in Harden’s performance on the road? Of course, but you have to give this guy credit for his statistical analysis. Heck, Harden has supposedly spent so much money at strip clubs that one honored him the way an NBA team would. It was worth looking into.

Steve Kerr has funny advice for rookie guard on how to defend James Harden

Steve Kerr

Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr doesn’t have much better of an idea on how to defend James Harden than the rest of us do.

In an interview with ESPN’s Cassidy Hubbarth during Wednesday’s game against the Rockets, Kerr was asked about what advice he had for rookie guard Ky Bowman, who drew the task of defending Houston’s bearded superstar.

“Good luck to you Ky,” replied Kerr before promptly walking off.

Harden entered play with a NBA-high 36.6 points a game, which is somehow even more than he had in his supernova 2018-19 campaign (36.1 per game). He then proceeded to drop another 36 on Bowman and the Warriors in a 129-112 Houston win.

When you consider the ridiculous move Harden has also added to his arsenal this season, perhaps Bowman didn’t do all that badly on Wednesday night.

Watch: Darren Waller does James Harden stepback TD celebration in Houston

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Darren Waller paid homage to James Harden after scoring against the Houston Texans on Sunday.

Waller caught an 8-yard touchdown pass from Derek Carr that put the Oakland Raiders up 14-7 against the Texans. Since the tight end was in Houston, he decided to give a nod to one of the city’s stars. He did Harden’s stepback jumper as a touchdown celebration:

Waller absolutely nailed that Harden move. He got the Harden after shot celebration too. That might have even been prettier than the Raiders’ play fake that got Waller open for the score.

That was Waller’s first catch of the game. The 27-year-old tight end entered the game with 44 catches for 485 yards and two touchdowns on the season.

Watch: James Harden bounces ball right into his face in funny blooper

James Harden

James Harden had a play for the blooper reel on Saturday night.

Harden was dribbling down court and trying to get a shot off just before halftime of the Houston Rockets’ game against the New Orleans Pelicans. He went up for his shot but had it blocked and was ticked off about the lack of a foul call. So he bounced the ball down, but it came back and hit him right in the face.

Josh Hart’s reaction was too funny:

Harden was having yet another poor shooting night coming off Thursday’s home loss to the Bucks in the team’s opener. At least he has the beard to cushion those tough blows.

Russell Westbrook dismisses question about argument with James Harden

Russell Westbrook says that nobody should be concerned even though he and new teammate James Harden were shown arguing during their first game together on the Houston Rockets.

The Rockets lost at home to the Milwaukee Bucks 117-111 on Thursday night as Harden struggled, going 2-of-13 from the field. He was shown appearing to argue with Westbrook during the game.

Westbrook was asked after the game about the matter and dismissed it. He said nothing would get in between the two friends.

Like Chris Webber said on the telecast, perhaps Harden and Westbrook’s friendship is the reason they have a comfort level where they feel they can get into things in their first game together with the Rockets (they were previously teammates on the Thunder).

The Rockets shot 36.7 percent from the field against the tough Bucks defense, which is likely the biggest explanation for their opening night loss. How well Westbrook and Harden play together remains one of the greatest topics of intrigue for the season.

Rockets break out red carpet fashion show, DJ for player arrivals

James Harden snake skin

Whether the Houston Rockets win or lose this season, they’re going to make sure they look good while doing so.

The Rockets have a fashion-conscious team this season and are turning their pregame arrivals into mock fashion shows, accordingly. They have a literal red carpet and DJ playing music in the area where players walk into the arena at Toyota Center in Houston before games.

ESPN’s Stefano Fusaro says the red carpet and DJ will be there for the first three games and weekend games the rest of the season.

The Rockets feature James Harden and Russell Westbrook, who are two of the more fashion-conscious players in the league. But the rest of the team is too.

During an interview with GQ this summer, Harden claimed they might have the best-dressed team in league history.

GQ: Have you and Russell Westbrook discussed the idea of coordinating any looks for the pregame tunnel shot?

Harden: Nah, but don’t forget P.J. Tucker and Tyson Chandler. We got a nice roster of guys who love to dress and look good. The tunnel is going to be like a real fashion show runway, so we’re going to have to figure out a way to get some music down there. But everybody is going to look good in their own way, and that’s why it’s so dope.

GQ: You think you’ve got the best-dressed team in the NBA this year?

Harden: We might have the best-dressed team in the history of sports.

As long as Harden keeps rocking the snake outfits, I’ll be a fan. But they are just setting themselves up for so much criticism with this. Can you already hear it after every loss? “Focus more on basketball and less on fashion shows.”