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Make Sure You Strap One On

OK, so this is totally unrelated to sports — unless of course, you consider hitting home runs off the field sport — but, since the majority of the readers of…

Johnnie Morton Will Try His Hand at Mixed Martial Arts

12 seasons in the NFL on three different teams which resulted in 43 touchdowns and nearly 9,000 career receiving yards. A 1st round pick out of college and 1993 All-American…

Michael Jackson and His Nephew TJ Jackson

Sorry if this wasn’t the way you wanted to start off your day…but it’s so disgustingly disturbing…it must be shared. From Mediatakeout.com comes this photo, along with the words These…

I May Be Switching Jobs (and Dating)

OK, so in the post below, I said I might be putting the Behemoth on Craig’s List. Naturally, in order to link to Craig’s List, I had to visit the…

Moving the Behemoth

I just spent the last two hours trying to relocate this monstrous TV set. The beastly creature has a 35 inch screen and would win a seesaw battle with Andre…

It’s March Which Means it’s Time for…The Iditarod

This past week I received an email alerting me about a touching story involving an aspriring Iditarod musher. Matt Anderson is from Shenandoah Iowa and wrestled for the University of…

People who could use a hug on Valentine’s Day

The referee from the Oregon/Oklahoma game, because he got fired and received death threats Bobby Knight because it might actually make him feel human emotion Art Shell because not everyone…

Watch out coaches, he wants your number!

The TV announcer for the Youngstown State vs. Loyola Chicago Horizon League women’s basketball game on February 3rd says a couple of funny things in the pre-game show. The announcer…