Lane Kiffin blows people’s minds with tweet about tomato smoothies
Lane Kiffin isn’t just a head football coach again. He also fancies himself a philosopher, apparently.
On Thursday, Kiffin took to Twitter to share some thoughts about tomatoes. While commonly referred to as a vegetable, tomatoes are actually members of the fruit family. With that in mind, Kiffin has a theory about ketchup.
if tomato is a fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie? @chasemoabery
— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) May 4, 2017
Whoa.
If you wanted to counter Kiffin’s little theory, you could argue that people make smoothies using vegetables all the time. Although, the Dictionary.com definition of a smoothie is “a thick, smooth drink of fresh fruit pureed with milk, yogurt, or ice cream.” There’s also the fact that — never mind, we’ll let Kiffin have his moment.
Here’s an idea: the next hype video FAU puts out should feature Kiffin sharing his deepest thoughts on tomatoes and smoothies. It wouldn’t be any more dull than the first hype video he made for the school, right?
