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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Articles tagged: Chip Kelly

Hilarious Chip Kelly ‘for sale’ ad posted to Craigslist

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UCLA fans have clearly had it with coach Chip Kelly.

Midway through his second year at the helm, Kelly has gone just 4-14 with the Bruins. That failure has inspired some poor soul to create one of the funniest Craigslist ads you’ll ever see. It offers Kelly for sale “in broken condition,” calling him “broken beyond repair.”

“This antique might still have some value as a fun Christmas present for your ailing, desperate, and gullible football program,” the listing states. “Its previous owners were also dissatisfied with it and we thought it’d need a good home and some TLC. It turns out that it is broken beyond repair, so we are selling AS-IS and for PARTS ONLY. We imagine you can find some workable pieces in here if you are looking for 5-tight-end play designs and are in need of tearing down your roster to its bones.”

The ad jokingly asks for $9 million for Kelly — his reported buyout — and urges interested buyers to contact UCLA athletic director Dan Guerrero.

The entire listing can be seen here as long as it’s still up, and it’s well worth reading just for the incredibly dry and hilarious one-liners throughout.

Kelly has pleaded for patience from fans as his team continues to struggle. It doesn’t seem that many are inclined to give it to him considering someone is willing to sell him for spare parts.

Why Chip Kelly is not running the ‘blur’ offense at UCLA

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Chip Kelly was known for running an extremely fast-paced offense at Oregon called the “blur.” He emphasized speed and tempo, and he rode that offense to a 46-7 record over four seasons leading the Ducks. Kelly’s success at Oregon helped him land the Philadelphia Eagles job, which lasted for three years, and then he went to San Francisco for a season before being fired.

Now in his second year at UCLA, Kelly is looking much more like the guy who went 8-23 over his final two NFL seasons than the innovative offensive mind at Oregon. His Bruins went 3-9 last year and have begun this season 0-2, which includes the school’s first loss ever to San Diego State. What’s worse is the offense looks nothing like the schemes Kelly ran at Oregon.

So why isn’t Chip running the fast-paced “blur” offense at UCLA? At the open of FOX’s telecast for Saturday night’s Bruins game against the Oklahoma Sooners, analyst Brock Huard explained why.

“(UCLA fans are) getting an offense that’s not explosive. They’re getting an offense that Chip told us yesterday doesn’t have the personnel to play at the tempo and speed I think many of us thought he would.”

There you go. It isn’t necessarily that the blur offense is outdated, it’s that Kelly does not think he has the players to play at that speed.

Beyond not running the blur offense, Kelly just isn’t using his offensive personnel well. Sophomore quarterback Dorian Thompson-Robinson was a dual-threat quarterback entering college, yet Kelly hardly uses him as a rushing threat. Kelly was even ripped by Thompson-Robinson’s father last year.

Last week Chip defended his slow start at UCLA. Now he’s saying he doesn’t have the players to run his offense. He’s really trying hard to buy time.

Chip Kelly defends his slow start at UCLA

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Chip Kelly was supposed to bring the boost that the UCLA program needed, but things look worse than ever after an 0-2 start.

The Bruins lost Saturday to San Diego State for the first time in program history. The crowd for the game was the smallest since 1994, and the school even went as far as to offer complimentary tickets to this Saturday’s game against Oklahoma to season ticket holders who attended the defeat.

Kelly on Monday defended his slow start, saying he was trying to grow a program and being reactionary would only prove detrimental.

Nobody was expecting Kelly to have UCLA playing like his old Oregon Ducks teams this quickly. What they were probably hoping to see was some tangible progress, and an 0-2 start after going 3-9 last season isn’t it. His decision-making has been criticized, and he isn’t showing signs of building a team like he had at Oregon any time soon. It may be that his best years are behind him and the rest of the sport has had time to catch up to the tactics that once made him great.

Chip Kelly talks RB Josh Kelley not playing in UCLA’s first half

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UCLA’s best offensive player from last season was Josh Kelley, and he was nowhere to be found during the first half of the Bruins’ game against Cincinnati on Thursday night.

Kelley has dealt with a knee injury during training camp. Though he participated in pregame warmups, he did not carry the ball in the first half. Bruins head coach Chip Kelly was asked about Kelley’s status at halftime.

“We haven’t had a lot of snaps. We’re trying to get Josh in. He hadn’t practiced much during the week — we’re not going to put him in harm’s way. We gotta get him loose a little bit,” Kelly told ESPN’s Molly McGrath.

Kelley rushed for 1,243 yards and 12 touchdowns last season. He had six 100-yard games and became a true bellcow back, even rushing for 289 yards in a win over rival USC. Without him getting carries, UCLA gave the ball to Demetric Felton.

In addition to Kelley, Kazmeir Allen and Theo Howard were not playing. They were among several starters who were not playing.

The lack of top options showed for the Bruins.

Chip Kelly praises ‘unbelievable’ Oregon fans at Autzen Stadium

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Chip Kelly had high praise for the fans of UCLA’s opponent this weekend.

On Saturday, Kelly and his Bruins head up to Eugene for a game against a school the UCLA head coach knows well. Kelly, who spent six seasons at Oregon (four as the head coach), will return to Autzen Stadium for a Pac-12 game.

Ahead of the matchup, Kelly was extremely complimentary of Oregon’s fans, calling them a “very educated crowd” and “unbelievable.”

Kelly is certainly familiar with the crowd there. They supported him as he led the Ducks to a 46-7 record during his time at Oregon. However, this weekend, they will be against him as the Bruins look for just their third win of the season.

UCLA QB says he did not see dad’s critical Chip Kelly tweets

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UCLA quarterback Dorian Thompson-Robinson has one way to avoid discussing the uncomfortable topic of his father’s critical tweets, and that is to say he didn’t even see them.

The father of the Bruin freshman recently posted a series of critical tweets about head coach Chip Kelly, calling him a “fluke” and essentially blaming him and his playcalls for his son’s shaky performances under center. Kelly has more or less shrugged them off, but Thompson-Robinson told reporters after Friday night’s loss that he had never seen the tweets to begin with.

Perhaps Thompson-Robinson is being truthful here, but given that his father’s tweets have been a fairly big story, it’s somewhat hard to believe the quarterback wasn’t at least aware of them. Either way, it’s another distracting sideplot in an 0-4 season that is quickly going south.

Chip Kelly responds to criticism from QB’s father

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If Chip Kelly was bothered by the criticism he faced from the father of UCLA quarterback Dorian Thompson-Robinson, he certainly did not show it.

Kelly was asked on Tuesday about the criticism from DTR’s father and said he had “no response,” while adding that everyone is entitled to an opinion.

“I have no response. I mean, everybody’s entitled to their opinion; that’s what’s the great thing about sports. When you win, people say good things and when you don’t win, people don’t say good things. That’s life, you know?” Kelly said, via the Los Angeles Times’ Ben Bolch.

Kelly was also asked whether the comments put Dorian in a tough spot. He said that was a question for the quarterback to answer, and added that he enjoys coaching the QB.

Kelly is in his first season as UCLA’s head coach, and the season has gone terribly. The team is 0-3 and in danger of experiencing one of the worst seasons in school history. Graduate transfer quarterback Wilton Speight suffered a back injury in the opener against Cincinnati, leading UCLA to go with Thompson-Robinson, a true freshman.

Thompson-Robinson, who was a highly-ranked recruit coming out of Bishop Gorman High School in Las Vegas, has served as the Bruins’ quarterback since Speight got hurt, and he has not performed well. He has completed 54.7 percent of his passes for 522 yards, two touchdowns and two interceptions, while rushing for 21 yards. Thompson-Robinson has struggled with his accuracy and command of the offense and has looked very much like an inexperienced true freshman.

After the Bruins got blasted 38-14 at home by Fresno State, a game in which DTR completed just 10 of 24 passes and was even off the mark on some of the passes he did complete, his father criticized Kelly via Twitter.

Yes, that’s Robinson calling Kelly’s time at Oregon a “fluke,” even though Kelly was 46-7 over four seasons and went to four straight BCS games there. That is consistent top-notch performance and very much the opposite of a fluke. As for the “duped” claim, Thompson-Robinson was recruited by previous Bruins coach Jim Mora, but stood by his commitment to the school even after the change to Kelly.

Robinson should realize how lucky his son is to have an opportunity to start as a true freshman for a major program and to play for such an accomplished coach. The tweets come across as nothing more than the selfish, bitter rantings of a frustrated father who is blaming the coach for everything and not assigning any responsibility to his son, who has not played well.

Robinson is doing himself and his son no favors with his comments. If he’s trying to follow in LaVar Ball’s footsteps, he should rethink his strategy.