Whatever You Do, Just Don’t Let Paris or Britney Near the Kids

Sounds pretty reasonable, right? You would think pretty much anyone who’s semi-competent would keep our youth away from those harmful beings. I mean, you wouldn’t just let your baby juggle knives and jump into swimming pools without floaties, right? I guess that’s why Brynn Cameron has reportedly put an embargo on whom Matt Leinart’s kid can be around. As SPORTSbyBROOKS directs us:

A TMZ “staffer” reports today that Cameron said at the courthouse where the arrangement was settled, “Britney and Paris aren’t allowed to be around the baby!”
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The best part is TMZ following that up with this commentary – no doubt straight from a Leinart spokeshole: “Several people familiar with the former couple say Brynn has been jealous and upset because Matt refused to marry her. For her part, Brynn has questioned Matt’s commitment to his son. Matt is the one who petitioned for more custody.”

Gentlemen, the lesson to be taken away here, don’t be a fool, wrap your tool. Do that, and you’ll be free to roam with whomever you want, and you won’t be saddled by baby mama drama. Come to think of it though, this sounds like it would’ve made for a great marriage. Too bad things didn’t work out.

More Matt Leinart Baby Mama Drama:
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