Jason Biggs’ wife Jenny Mollen got him a hooker for a birthday threesome

If you ever wanted to learn how to promote a book, just follow what Jenny Mollen did.

Mollen, 35, is the wife of actor Jason Biggs, whom we all know as the dude from the “American Pie” movies, and now “Orange is the new Black.” Mollen was on “The View” Tuesday to promote the book — “I Like You Just the Way I Am” — and a big topic of discussion was the time she got a hooker to have a threesome with her husband for his birthday.

After being questioned by Candace Cameron Bure (you know her from “Full House”), Biggs came on the show Thursday to try downplaying things.

“We are very open people, we are real people,” he said on “The View” via Page Six. “This is not a habitual thing on our part. We don’t have a group of prostitutes who come in and out of our house with any regularity.”

Although having a birthday threesome with your wife and a prostitute sounds like a pretty cool gift, Biggs says it didn’t go quite as well as hoped.

“I didn’t have a good time in the end,” said Biggs. “It took three ladies over the course of three days. Let’s just say I didn’t complete the mission. My wife found the whole thing to be quite hysterical even while it was happening. She was actually on the bed, watching, eating a bag of chips, laughing, so as you can imagine, I wasn’t really performing to the best of my abilities. Also, said prostitute wasn’t engaging with my wife the way I hope she would, so it all kind of fell apart, and the rest is in the book.”

What a shame. We all know pretty well about Andrei Kirilenko’s wife, who lets her husband have sex with another woman on his birthday, so this is similar but on a different level. Maybe this sounds a lot cooler than it really is. Or not.