Usually when we hear from Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson it’s because he has something to complain about. Not this time. Instead, Jackson recently took to Instagram to offer some free advice for his male followers on covering their tracks while creeping around on the social network site.
While we can’t say for sure if Jackson was directing his tips at men who have girlfriends, it certainly sounded like it. We’ll let you be the judge. Here are the tips he shared, which were originally created by Isaac Hayes III:
The third tip, which ends with “she’s watching you,” seems to indicate that Jackson is talking about hiding your Instagram creepiness from your significant other. By the way, how old are we?
I guess anything is a step up from DeSean whining about the media twisting his words or sticking up for his record label, but there’s no better way to make yourself sound like a paranoid high school senior than to pass along tips about interacting with women on Instagram without getting caught.
